One And Only Gio
@oneandonlygio.bsky.social
I am a SAG-AFTRA actor, raconteur, improv & standup comedian and protector of the universe.
Tonight we say goodbye to #ResidentAlien. I want to say thank you for four years of great laughs. Here’s a painting my daughter made of Harry for me. Harry and the gang will always be with me. In my living room facing my plant. @ResidentAlien @JennaLamia @alantudyk @AliceW18130
August 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tonight we say goodbye to #ResidentAlien. I want to say thank you for four years of great laughs. Here’s a painting my daughter made of Harry for me. Harry and the gang will always be with me. In my living room facing my plant. @ResidentAlien @JennaLamia @alantudyk @AliceW18130
You Go Sheriff Mike!!!!! Get that Mantis Sonnova B****!!’ #ResidentAlien. @ResidentAlien
August 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You Go Sheriff Mike!!!!! Get that Mantis Sonnova B****!!’ #ResidentAlien. @ResidentAlien
July 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I heard the news about #Colbert & #TheLateShow being cancelled in 2026 for “purely financial reasons.” Bulls**t!!’!!!
Clearly part of the settlement with Trump. #Paramount executives are weak money grubbing cockroaches.
When Colbert’s show ends, I will no longer watch #CBS.
Clearly part of the settlement with Trump. #Paramount executives are weak money grubbing cockroaches.
When Colbert’s show ends, I will no longer watch #CBS.
July 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I heard the news about #Colbert & #TheLateShow being cancelled in 2026 for “purely financial reasons.” Bulls**t!!’!!!
Clearly part of the settlement with Trump. #Paramount executives are weak money grubbing cockroaches.
When Colbert’s show ends, I will no longer watch #CBS.
Clearly part of the settlement with Trump. #Paramount executives are weak money grubbing cockroaches.
When Colbert’s show ends, I will no longer watch #CBS.
I did not know #ResidentAlien was on at 10 tonight. In addition, my computer is having a problem with the letter "B." Sorry @ResidentAlien, but I need to borrow Harry's catch phrase regarding these developments.
July 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I did not know #ResidentAlien was on at 10 tonight. In addition, my computer is having a problem with the letter "B." Sorry @ResidentAlien, but I need to borrow Harry's catch phrase regarding these developments.
June 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Congratulations to former #Bruins captain Brad Marchand and the #Florida #Panthers from #SalemMA for winning the #StanleyCup . Bring the trophy to our gift shop and tour company for a free #ghost tour. #StanleyCupFinals #FloridaPanthers #NHLStanleyCup #NHL
June 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Congratulations to former #Bruins captain Brad Marchand and the #Florida #Panthers from #SalemMA for winning the #StanleyCup . Bring the trophy to our gift shop and tour company for a free #ghost tour. #StanleyCupFinals #FloridaPanthers #NHLStanleyCup #NHL
#Musk and #Trump are on the rebound. Breaking up is hard to do. I’m sure the make up sex will be superb for both of them. #muskvstrump #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsAStoneColdLiar #TrumpVsMusk
#TrumpVsElon
#TrumpVsElon
June 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
#Musk and #Trump are on the rebound. Breaking up is hard to do. I’m sure the make up sex will be superb for both of them. #muskvstrump #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsAStoneColdLiar #TrumpVsMusk
#TrumpVsElon
#TrumpVsElon
May 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The 151st running of the #KentuckyDerby is today. Sex with me is just like the #Derby. There are days of preparation that go in to it for a mere two minutes of action.
May 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The 151st running of the #KentuckyDerby is today. Sex with me is just like the #Derby. There are days of preparation that go in to it for a mere two minutes of action.
The slot opened up for Nichuskin like Moses parting the Red Sea. Gonna call him Moses for now on. #Avs #Avalanche #Stars. #DALvsCOL #NHLPlayoffs #NHL.
April 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The slot opened up for Nichuskin like Moses parting the Red Sea. Gonna call him Moses for now on. #Avs #Avalanche #Stars. #DALvsCOL #NHLPlayoffs #NHL.
April 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My favorite scene is coming up. The parting of the Red Sea. I equally enjoy the scene in Bruce Almighty where Jim Carrey parts a bowl of tomato soup. #thetencommandments #Passover
April 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My favorite scene is coming up. The parting of the Red Sea. I equally enjoy the scene in Bruce Almighty where Jim Carrey parts a bowl of tomato soup. #thetencommandments #Passover
In today's world, safety would be very important. #thetencommandments #Passover
April 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
In today's world, safety would be very important. #thetencommandments #Passover
"My blood! Really? Death will pass you if you kill me and spread my blood on your doorway? Well, why didn't I have a say in this? Huh? How about a cow? God could have said kill a cow and spread their blood. This is totally unfair," said the lamb. #Passover #thetencommandments
April 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"My blood! Really? Death will pass you if you kill me and spread my blood on your doorway? Well, why didn't I have a say in this? Huh? How about a cow? God could have said kill a cow and spread their blood. This is totally unfair," said the lamb. #Passover #thetencommandments
This image scared me to death when I was a kid. It looked like a green hand and arm. I am first born so I asked my mom for lamb’s blood. #thetencommandments #Passover.
April 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This image scared me to death when I was a kid. It looked like a green hand and arm. I am first born so I asked my mom for lamb’s blood. #thetencommandments #Passover.
April 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM