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oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social
One Angry Eyebrow…
@oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social
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Artist, Recluse, Collector, Vintage Dealer, Restorer. The Old Man and the C (where the C stands for cat). Hard on the Outside vs Soft and Chewy in the Middle… *defender of the potato scallop
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · Nov 26
The doctor said I needed to get something to lower my blood pressure, so I prescribed myself a cat.

After waiting out the previous owners option to collect him, and making a dozen phone calls to check if he had been collected yet.

This morning I got the call that Ziggy now lives here.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 4m
I prefer my underwear with hinges.
a man in a robin hood hat is holding a gun and says `` call a locksmith ! ''
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 6m
I’ve just read the same paragraph six times, so there is a chance that I may have accidentally taken 2 Valium instead of one. But it’s also possible I haven’t taken any and I am just stoned from lack of sleep.
a man with a beard wearing sunglasses and a denim vest says i 'm cool either way
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 2h
You don’t seem the Doritos dust finger type?
a man wearing a hat and a shirt that says harley davidson is saying i could be wrong
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 2h
That’s the correct amount of Dew for anyone not currently eating Doritos and playing xbox.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 2h
Depends how old it is apparently
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 3h
Being trapped in the house has one thing going for it, the freezer is being excavated down to the permafrost level.

Tonight we are having fish fingers from the mesozoic era…
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 4h
I just heard back apparently my low dice and their high dice are a lot closer than expected. They will be taking the dice to the boss on Monday to see if they are adding up numbers correctly.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded…
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 5h
This is my “doing the maths” pencil:
Pencil with times tables printed on it
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 6h
The other person couldn’t agree on how the dice landed, so I am throwing them once again, but a little softer this time so one doesn’t end up under the lounge.

*Buy my new album: The Tortured Metaphors Department…
a woman in a black dress is typing on a typewriter with swifterpics written on the bottom right
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 6h
Six foot tall!
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 8h
So 6969 is safe?
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 10h
a man is sitting at a table eating a bowl of soup and the words literally me are on the screen
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 10h
90s is now vintage. Cost 5, easy 80-100.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 10h
Sure I had to shoulder check a 9 year old at the opshop to get it, but she really wouldn’t have appreciated it…

*there was no 9 year old.
90s Barbie camper on bench.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 10h
Free roofing metal on fb marketplace all the time.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 10h
I have run out of dishwasher tablets, which means I made the mistake of looking under the sink for some old packet hiding up the back. It was pretty gross back there.

40mins later I have scrubbed the inside of cupboard and am now in danger of deep cleaning and disinfecting the entire kitchen.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 11h
Looks good
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 12h
It’s egg good, but it’s not bacon good…
Scrambled eggs on toast
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 13h
Today is all about planning and budgets, and coffee…and maybe some breakfast. Yeah breakfast sounds good.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h
The muscles I used yesterday to pull few hundred staples out of the floor are now broken.

Luckily I don’t need to use my arms for anything this week.
woody from toy story is sitting on a table next to a book and a ball .
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h
a man wearing a cowboy hat and a denim jacket says i 'm pretty smart
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 15h
a man in a suit and tie says obviously in front of a nbc tokyo sign
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 15h
This one?
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d
It’s just a pizza cutter of:
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d
Today I rolled some dice. I threw them really hard so I suspect I won’t find out how they landed for a few weeks.
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