Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫
@oneaveragebrit.bsky.social
Not much to say, just your average 30 something gay Brit/UK citizen trying to survive this dog eat dog world.
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Love how both left and right wing wokies in the uk call starmer a u turner or flip flop(like they forget we call Farage that) but the left and right u turn and flip flops. EVERY. GOD. DAMN. DAY!
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Love how both left and right wing wokies in the uk call starmer a u turner or flip flop(like they forget we call Farage that) but the left and right u turn and flip flops. EVERY. GOD. DAMN. DAY!
Screw it, we're going to call Farage, Fudge... I mean he wants to relive the past and that was his nickname in school.
So yeah #NigelFarage you're now #Fudge!
So yeah #NigelFarage you're now #Fudge!
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Screw it, we're going to call Farage, Fudge... I mean he wants to relive the past and that was his nickname in school.
So yeah #NigelFarage you're now #Fudge!
So yeah #NigelFarage you're now #Fudge!
Look lets face it, calling this new EU/UK deal and putting a clause in there to prevent business from pulling out before the 4 year deal is over, calling it the #FarageClause is better then anything... i mean Nigel always wanted something named after him 😂
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Look lets face it, calling this new EU/UK deal and putting a clause in there to prevent business from pulling out before the 4 year deal is over, calling it the #FarageClause is better then anything... i mean Nigel always wanted something named after him 😂
And here i thought Mark Bananos from #AuntyDonna being in a diaper drenched in oil and saying "ima wittle baby" was the weirdest thing he did! 😂😂
Btw Mark, are you sure you didn't misread the script and it said "he groans in the light" not in delight?
Btw Mark, are you sure you didn't misread the script and it said "he groans in the light" not in delight?
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January 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
And here i thought Mark Bananos from #AuntyDonna being in a diaper drenched in oil and saying "ima wittle baby" was the weirdest thing he did! 😂😂
Btw Mark, are you sure you didn't misread the script and it said "he groans in the light" not in delight?
Btw Mark, are you sure you didn't misread the script and it said "he groans in the light" not in delight?
Everytime I get called a "lefty" even tho im a centerist.
I just tell them "no, I dont have twitter anymore, so I can't be a lefty or a woke righty"
I just tell them "no, I dont have twitter anymore, so I can't be a lefty or a woke righty"
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Everytime I get called a "lefty" even tho im a centerist.
I just tell them "no, I dont have twitter anymore, so I can't be a lefty or a woke righty"
I just tell them "no, I dont have twitter anymore, so I can't be a lefty or a woke righty"
How to run for PM in 2029... say you don't have a twitter account
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
How to run for PM in 2029... say you don't have a twitter account
The #FarageClause is really setting off the right wing and far right nobs off on a anger spree...
We must be doing something right then
We must be doing something right then
January 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
The #FarageClause is really setting off the right wing and far right nobs off on a anger spree...
We must be doing something right then
We must be doing something right then
So the secret final episode 9 of #StrangerThings came out...
Nah only kidding its a documentary... well a documentary that was written ChatGPT.
I mean for one the Duffer Bros said "we know how twe want the finale to end at season 1" even though theres statement saying "season one is a pet project"
Nah only kidding its a documentary... well a documentary that was written ChatGPT.
I mean for one the Duffer Bros said "we know how twe want the finale to end at season 1" even though theres statement saying "season one is a pet project"
January 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
So the secret final episode 9 of #StrangerThings came out...
Nah only kidding its a documentary... well a documentary that was written ChatGPT.
I mean for one the Duffer Bros said "we know how twe want the finale to end at season 1" even though theres statement saying "season one is a pet project"
Nah only kidding its a documentary... well a documentary that was written ChatGPT.
I mean for one the Duffer Bros said "we know how twe want the finale to end at season 1" even though theres statement saying "season one is a pet project"
Its be pretty wild if Rian Johnson made a knives out 4 mystery and it was about solving the case of disappearance of Benoit Blanc and it bring back Martha from knives out, Helena and maybe Kathryn character from Glass onion and farther Jud and the sheriff for the biggest mystery they have to solve
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Its be pretty wild if Rian Johnson made a knives out 4 mystery and it was about solving the case of disappearance of Benoit Blanc and it bring back Martha from knives out, Helena and maybe Kathryn character from Glass onion and farther Jud and the sheriff for the biggest mystery they have to solve
@zackpolanski.bsky.social so you going to delete your Twitter profile and ask the government to ban the app...
Haven't heard ylu say anything about thr Grok AI taking children and women's images and removing them...
Haven't heard ylu say anything about thr Grok AI taking children and women's images and removing them...
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
@zackpolanski.bsky.social so you going to delete your Twitter profile and ask the government to ban the app...
Haven't heard ylu say anything about thr Grok AI taking children and women's images and removing them...
Haven't heard ylu say anything about thr Grok AI taking children and women's images and removing them...
Maybe ITV should do a spin off show of Im a celebrity get me out of here and call it.
Im a reformuk, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Im a reformuk, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Maybe ITV should do a spin off show of Im a celebrity get me out of here and call it.
Im a reformuk, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Im a reformuk, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Love how 75 percent of elderly (65+) voted to leave the eu 10 years ago... and yet somehow they get a free pass from the gen z crowd for what again. Being a domestic terrorist group because you all deciede to commit crimes in a group....
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Love how 75 percent of elderly (65+) voted to leave the eu 10 years ago... and yet somehow they get a free pass from the gen z crowd for what again. Being a domestic terrorist group because you all deciede to commit crimes in a group....
HOLY HELL, I just relaised that With Jesse Faden( #Control )going rouge/Gone fishing, shes just another director of the oldest house to go "Rouge/Gone fishing" we had trench who unleashed the hiss out of the slide projector
January 11, 2026 at 2:36 PM
HOLY HELL, I just relaised that With Jesse Faden( #Control )going rouge/Gone fishing, shes just another director of the oldest house to go "Rouge/Gone fishing" we had trench who unleashed the hiss out of the slide projector
Like seriously, when we started calling Twitter the everything app, we literally meant EVERYTHING!
January 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Like seriously, when we started calling Twitter the everything app, we literally meant EVERYTHING!
We have Nigel Farage tommy ten names and few other mps saying "banning the app is threat to free speech" or wanting grox banned not twitter...
HOW OUT OF TOUCH ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!
HOW OUT OF TOUCH ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
We have Nigel Farage tommy ten names and few other mps saying "banning the app is threat to free speech" or wanting grox banned not twitter...
HOW OUT OF TOUCH ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!
HOW OUT OF TOUCH ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!
So #MrNigelFarage, you don't want to ve a mp or go to parliament and sit down and ask questions, thats too boring for you.
But youll fo to vote on something and your going to vote AGAINST removing the two child benefit CAP!
But youll fo to vote on something and your going to vote AGAINST removing the two child benefit CAP!
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
So #MrNigelFarage, you don't want to ve a mp or go to parliament and sit down and ask questions, thats too boring for you.
But youll fo to vote on something and your going to vote AGAINST removing the two child benefit CAP!
But youll fo to vote on something and your going to vote AGAINST removing the two child benefit CAP!
Though zack saying "The feture should be removed" shows how out of touch he is... he rather keep his twitter profile because he more followers on that then he does bluesky... so yeah zack is pretty much worse than tommy and nige, "Dont ban the app, just regulate AI" YOU CANT ZACK! AI IS OPENSORCED
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Though zack saying "The feture should be removed" shows how out of touch he is... he rather keep his twitter profile because he more followers on that then he does bluesky... so yeah zack is pretty much worse than tommy and nige, "Dont ban the app, just regulate AI" YOU CANT ZACK! AI IS OPENSORCED
Trump will definitely go down in history... as the stupidist tyrant of all time... and there hasn't been any tyrants this stupid ever
January 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Trump will definitely go down in history... as the stupidist tyrant of all time... and there hasn't been any tyrants this stupid ever
This just in UK is now planning on Banning Twitter/x/everything app(AKA the fascist and peadophile app)
Thank god! Let's hope its full ban and the app is then removed from uk app stores! And it becomes illegal to download it!
Thank god! Let's hope its full ban and the app is then removed from uk app stores! And it becomes illegal to download it!
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This just in UK is now planning on Banning Twitter/x/everything app(AKA the fascist and peadophile app)
Thank god! Let's hope its full ban and the app is then removed from uk app stores! And it becomes illegal to download it!
Thank god! Let's hope its full ban and the app is then removed from uk app stores! And it becomes illegal to download it!
I got asked that American English is better then English
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I swear ill just end myself and not be a part of stupidity
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I swear ill just end myself and not be a part of stupidity
January 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I got asked that American English is better then English
...
I swear ill just end myself and not be a part of stupidity
...
I swear ill just end myself and not be a part of stupidity
So theres a cost of living crisis in the uk, but we see more pubs and casinos opening up.... ok
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
So theres a cost of living crisis in the uk, but we see more pubs and casinos opening up.... ok
I love to see Nigel Farage be Antisemitic towards Mel Brooks... I bet Mel would be humiliating him until Nigel cries into his Hitlet bedsheet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I love to see Nigel Farage be Antisemitic towards Mel Brooks... I bet Mel would be humiliating him until Nigel cries into his Hitlet bedsheet
Jesus Zack polanski makes more bloody u turns then a tory trying to find the entrance to a gas station....
Only a year and zack glhas turned into the thing I most despair... Another bloody corbyn.
My vote fir local won't be anyone, see how every politician is the same
Only a year and zack glhas turned into the thing I most despair... Another bloody corbyn.
My vote fir local won't be anyone, see how every politician is the same
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Jesus Zack polanski makes more bloody u turns then a tory trying to find the entrance to a gas station....
Only a year and zack glhas turned into the thing I most despair... Another bloody corbyn.
My vote fir local won't be anyone, see how every politician is the same
Only a year and zack glhas turned into the thing I most despair... Another bloody corbyn.
My vote fir local won't be anyone, see how every politician is the same
I thinks its high time we start calling plastic patriots for what they really are.. pathetic little patriots..
It was fun calling them plastic, but even plastic has more patriotism then the fleg shaggers and MAGAts/Brexiteers
It was fun calling them plastic, but even plastic has more patriotism then the fleg shaggers and MAGAts/Brexiteers
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I thinks its high time we start calling plastic patriots for what they really are.. pathetic little patriots..
It was fun calling them plastic, but even plastic has more patriotism then the fleg shaggers and MAGAts/Brexiteers
It was fun calling them plastic, but even plastic has more patriotism then the fleg shaggers and MAGAts/Brexiteers
Okay people, lets do this one last time!
Why did the uk seize a oil tanker that departed from iran to Venezuela and then turns their Tracker off, soon as they were passing Iceland and the uk?
Why did the uk seize a oil tanker that departed from iran to Venezuela and then turns their Tracker off, soon as they were passing Iceland and the uk?
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Okay people, lets do this one last time!
Why did the uk seize a oil tanker that departed from iran to Venezuela and then turns their Tracker off, soon as they were passing Iceland and the uk?
Why did the uk seize a oil tanker that departed from iran to Venezuela and then turns their Tracker off, soon as they were passing Iceland and the uk?