One Big Soda
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The way I feel tonight, I think I'll wear these shades for the rest of my life
It sucks being born in July bc people are always like "Oh, this gift is for your birthday AND Christmas in July"
July 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It sucks being born in July bc people are always like "Oh, this gift is for your birthday AND Christmas in July"
I don't know what Rorschach's fans see in him
February 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I don't know what Rorschach's fans see in him
The world needs more wizard towers
Then, given time, the wizards would return naturally
Then, given time, the wizards would return naturally
December 12, 2024 at 10:06 PM
The world needs more wizard towers
Then, given time, the wizards would return naturally
Then, given time, the wizards would return naturally
I am far too confident in my ability to grab a bird
Despite never having done it before or anything like it
Despite never having done it before or anything like it
December 11, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I am far too confident in my ability to grab a bird
Despite never having done it before or anything like it
Despite never having done it before or anything like it
"But Cab Calloway, I am the reefer man"
December 11, 2024 at 2:10 AM
"But Cab Calloway, I am the reefer man"
Love it when someone says something will "create jobs" when they really mean it will "require labor"
December 1, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Love it when someone says something will "create jobs" when they really mean it will "require labor"
"Sir, we don't acknowledge mental health as a thing yet. You can either go see a clown about it, or I can send you to a farm to be kicked in the head by a horse"
This happened LAST WEEK
This happened LAST WEEK
December 1, 2024 at 5:32 PM
"Sir, we don't acknowledge mental health as a thing yet. You can either go see a clown about it, or I can send you to a farm to be kicked in the head by a horse"
This happened LAST WEEK
This happened LAST WEEK
Does the New York "You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us" rule apply JUST for super villains?
...Or do you get called in if like someone writes a prayer instead of leaving a tip?
...Or do you get called in if like someone writes a prayer instead of leaving a tip?
November 30, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Does the New York "You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us" rule apply JUST for super villains?
...Or do you get called in if like someone writes a prayer instead of leaving a tip?
...Or do you get called in if like someone writes a prayer instead of leaving a tip?
Corgis seem like the perfect dog for someone who wants to be That Person Who Owns A Corgi.
And we need those people
And we need those people
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Corgis seem like the perfect dog for someone who wants to be That Person Who Owns A Corgi.
And we need those people
And we need those people
Best part of scrolling is stumbling upon a cat pic with just a name as the caption
Like I'm trying to pick my fighter for Mortal Kombat
Like I'm trying to pick my fighter for Mortal Kombat
November 28, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Best part of scrolling is stumbling upon a cat pic with just a name as the caption
Like I'm trying to pick my fighter for Mortal Kombat
Like I'm trying to pick my fighter for Mortal Kombat
I am envious of everyone who is playing Balatro for the first time
November 25, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I am envious of everyone who is playing Balatro for the first time
They should make a new, even gayer rainbow
November 23, 2024 at 3:08 AM
They should make a new, even gayer rainbow
We are the boys your milkshake could not bring to the yard
November 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
We are the boys your milkshake could not bring to the yard