one man beach party
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Effectively winning hearts and minds with their clever and original use of memes there. I am now preparing to lick the blood-soaked jackboot of the IDF, their rebuttal was so thoroughly convincing and also very popular. Brilliant work there
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The buffoonery of conflating anti-zionism with anti-semitism
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I don't recall The Art of War mentioning anything about facing an army of the over-fed, but as a non-American it is highly reassuring to see this depiction of weekend soldiers pulled from a pool of inexperience.
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The way things are going over in the USA, if I were Neanderthal Marjorie I'd be concerned about the rooftop snipers right about now
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A fatberg in humanoid form even
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Right from the outset you know they are full of shit because Everything Is Political, including where one gets to pee.
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I'm pretty sure they got weeded out of the room back in the '90s
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It's ok, some of those arseholes burn to death when their Teslas become inescapable fiery wrecks
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It's almost like being a Christian means defending paedophiles
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Trump is a murderer and a paedophile
onemanbeachparty.bsky.social
Been loving the degoogle process this past year. Chrome? Gone - all bookmarks & passwords transferred to Brave (for now). Gmail? All saved conversations backed up to pdf, their attachments downloaded, currently assessing my next e-mail host. The googleverse is enshittified now, including YouTube
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The subreddit r/degoogle is well worth a look too.
onemanbeachparty.bsky.social
JK wants to be a champion of the poor except when they don't perform gender like they're "supposed to". JK wants to signal how appalled they are by violence against women, except when doing the Charlie Manson thing and directing their army of flying monkeys to attack trans women.
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It's like JK is on the outside, looking in at all the happily newly minted dudes, and saying to themselves, "No I can't pursue my heart's desires, I am afraid to go against the dictates of my societal coding," so instead they just stew in the sourness and bitterness of their own self-hatred.
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If only JK would accept their latent transmasc identity
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Nice to see the Prime Minister of Australia willing to have dealings with murderous fascist paedophiles, good work there well done
onemanbeachparty.bsky.social
The landlord who is too intellectually limited to create any ideas of their own has decided not to proceed with "you are application" but "good luck with you are search" anyway
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Yet Seven NEVER discusses how NDIS is a net financial boost to the Australian economy, freeing up carers to return to the workplace, and even enabling some people with disabilities to also become taxpaying workers. You can always trust Seven to have the shit take.
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Thanks ABC News, but I've long been aware that Christianity is the religion of bigots and fascists everywhere
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Similar things happened in Australia back in Easter 2002. The government responded by moving the gulags offshore
onemanbeachparty.bsky.social
The angry mob who tore the Ceaucescus apart had the right idea
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I'm pretty sure The Rapture happened ages back and now there's no one else here but us sinners. When will those ridiculous christains wake up and embrace the sinning
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Curing MAGA of their malignant narcissism and wilful stupidity would be much more constructive
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They've always been like this, you only just noticed.