One Man Underground
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Lee Ashcroft Music for @cruelnaturerecs.bsky.social Words for @inspitemagazine.bsky.social Radio for @campradio.bsky.social (every 4 weeks) www.onemanunderground.co.uk
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Your occasional reminder that I released an album last year. I think it's pretty good. Judge for yourselves... x
Persons Underground, by Lee Ashcroft
8 track album
onemanunderground.bandcamp.com
onemanunderground.bsky.social
The boat? I tried to go on it the other day, but they refused to dock because it was too windy. Was somewhat miffed about it tbh
onemanunderground.bsky.social
Someone should remind him about all the Gervais/Chapelle specials
onemanunderground.bsky.social
Been waiting 19 years for this. Superb 👌
onemanunderground.bsky.social
The irony is, he was the only late night host who got Chris Morris on for the Four Lions press tour back in 2010.
onemanunderground.bsky.social
I'm guessing you're already familiar, but if you're not, you should definitely check out Stuart Millard's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard. See you Friday...
Stuart Millard
www.youtube.com
onemanunderground.bsky.social
Crying on Graham Norton isn't a thing. Getting drunk and telling bawdy anecdotes is what people do on Graham Norton. D-, must try harder (or better yet, not at all)
onemanunderground.bsky.social
I wouldn't mind but it was supposed to be a prawn stir fry
onemanunderground.bsky.social
Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetit.
onemanunderground.bsky.social
Is he going to stick nine inch nails through each one of his eyelids?
onemanunderground.bsky.social
Oh for an A2 printer to hand...
darrencullen.bsky.social
I made an alternative cover for JK Rowling's new book, The Toilet Constable.
Coming soon to a bad bookshop near you...

Print file can be downloaded from my website: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...
Photo of a Robert Galbraith book with the title changed to The Toilet Constable, a policeman holds his hand out stopping a woman from entering a public toilet. Back cover of the book. Text reads:
Praise for The Shite novels.
“The best book this year by the world-leading
expert in stranger’s genitals.” - Daily Telegraph
“Galbraith/Rowling lays out his/her dream society where not only toilets, but femininity itself is violently policed by both the state and concerned vigilantes.” - Sunday Times
“In an interesting narrative choice, our protagonist spends half the book crouched in a toilet cubicle waiting for a woman with short hair to yell at.” - New York Times
“Every page seethes with paranoid obsession.” - Financial Times
“In a shock twist ending the author Robert Galbraith
uses the wrong toilet and is punched in
the balls by a transphobe.” - Guardian
onemanunderground.bsky.social
Very interesting thread this...
davidallengreen.bsky.social
"on a technicality"

Not really.

A failure to get necessary consents to a terror charge is not a slight error. They are safeguards when a person faces a serious charge.

Prosecutors should take such safeguards seriously: this is terrorism law they are using.

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/s...
Terrorism case against Kneecap rapper Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh thrown out
Chief magistrate at Woolwich crown court rules that ‘proceedings were instituted unlawfully and are null’
www.theguardian.com
onemanunderground.bsky.social
Here's an odd little tidbit - I've just contributed a piece of footage for a new project by UK artists Close & Remote, a film starring my pal Justin Hopper @oldweirdalbion.bsky.social called 'We Are Making A Film About Mark Fisher'. No idea what it's about. Find out more here: buff.ly/LFDUa4V
onemanunderground.bsky.social
I look forward to seeing my ten seconds of Clacton in the end credits...