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Sporadically drawn & written by Jonathan (he/him)
Seattle
Really good noodles
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Congrats to the Los Angeles Bone Spurs.
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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don’t want to see trans people? simply scoop out ur eyes
January 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I can't believe crocodiles never wore masks during the pandemic. That's a hippo violation.
April 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Each year on March 31, the world observes Transgender Day of Visibility to raise awareness about transgender people. It is a day to celebrate the lives and contributions of trans people. Learn more at glaad.org/tdov
March 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Why are they shredded, are the bags eating creatine @ Ziploc HQ so they cross the blood-brain barrier? Tell SC Johnson, a family company, I object. I don't wanna be a Barbie girl unless they can Zipzapzoop me to a Barbie world. Were those recent study braniacs .5% clogged? Show me my brain right now
A recent study showed that 0.5% of your brain is microplastics by weight. A plastic sandwich baggie weighs approximately one gram, a human brain weighs 1400 grams.

This means you have the equivalent of seven shredded plastic Ziploc sandwich bags shorting out your brain wiring
February 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
7 Things That Don't Taste Like They Were in My Butt:
7. A bowl of Craisins I thoroughly rinsed off
6. Darryl Strawberry's pinky
5. Untoasted S'mores Pop Tart
4. Pointy avocado pits
3. Mrs. Butterworth below the chin
2. The inside of this latex glove autographed by Darryl Strawberry
1. Pre-2022 McRib
February 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
January 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Klaatu barada nikto.
January 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
January 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Farts hit different on a ukulele.
January 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Here's another one.

how mimes masturbate
#onenotecomics #webcomic #cartoon #song2
January 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to 𝘑𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘢𝘴𝘴!"
-Thomas Jefferson
January 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
January 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What is this, potassium for ANTS?
#onenotecomics #webcomic #cartoon
January 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Previously on 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘳..
January 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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