I JUST WANNA DO MY JOB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR COUCH AND PRETEND IT’S COLLEGE AGAIN.

Immediate impacts of putting in my notice:
- It’s 7:22 a.m. and I’m no closer to getting in the shower than I was half an hour ago
- Deleting LinkedIn and Indeed emails on sight
- OOPS, ALL HOODIES! FOR MY LAST 10 ONSITE DAYS

I’m just trying to find the bridge!

I love these, thanks lots for sharing AND for how I’ll be shoving all this in my TDT-obsessed husband’s face in roughly 30 seconds.

I am so late to this because I keep forgetting BlueSky is a thing but THE GIGGLES I HAVE GIGGLED over The Phantom of New Hope almost got lukewarm coffee all over my work computer.

I’m doing drugs, not hugs. Once hugs start offering me at least 50 MG of THC a pop, then maybe I’ll reconsider.

I keep meaning to check this album out, thank you for this most excellent reminder to give it a listen.

And as a Madeleine, I’m thrilled that one letter spares me from feeling called out for this entire album’s duration.

Dog tax, because he’s still my absolute favorite creature even when he’s being a total ausshole.

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