If I watched a pot of water over a fire and it did not boil I would be tripping the fuck out.

I could never give my kid an ancient Greek name. Once his classmates figure out "Euripides nuts" it's over.

Who else was disappointed when they learned topology isn't the study of blow jobs?

Yugioh players will scoff when they hear "yas queen" and act like we don't say shit like "debris hime".

It's really immersion breaking when the guy finishes and the MILF doesn't say "You're busted mister."

It's a good thing they went with a brand new word when they named Pokemon. Imagine if they called it To Kill A Mockingbird or something. Googling that shit now would be impossible.

Crazy to think that at any given moment there's a racist somewhere dropping their Oprah Nguyenfrey punchline to either roaring laughter or deafening silence.

My favorite Star War is when Cudi The Kidd is like "Solo, Hey LaLa Oh Yeah, Dolo"

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