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One of Everything (Thea)
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Aotearoa landback leftist lesbian 🏳️‍⚧️
Making bespoke treatments for psychic autoimmune disorders
She/her/babe
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oneofeverything.bsky.social
*Jennifer Lawrence “what do you mean?” sound*
Fluffy sweet potatoes from Pokémon sleep. “These perfectly ripe potatoes don’t rely on honey to deliver a sweet kick” Fluffy sweet potatoes from Pokémon sleep Perfectly ripe potatoes
February 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
oneofeverything.bsky.social
Iykyk
A screenshot of a Pokémon trading card game pocket battle log, featuring “used Sabrina” and then immediately “conceded”
January 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
oneofeverything.bsky.social
Um… no thank you
A photo of a bag of bagels with serving suggestions printed on it, one of which is “top me”
January 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
oneofeverything.bsky.social
On my ancient fidgets game with the ‘piece of rope’
A picture of a small woven mat made of a synthetic cord sitting on a wooden desk. The single length of cord is at least doubled and in some places tripled and makes five bights (curves) on the outside with six crossings in the middle
December 20, 2024 at 5:57 AM
oneofeverything.bsky.social
What about regular length kids? How do they need to sleep?
A screenshot of a Sleep Tip from Pokémon Sleep titled “How Long Kids Need to Sleep” and reading “how long we need to sleep depends on how old we are. Kids need to sleep for longer than adults do”
December 19, 2024 at 10:46 AM
oneofeverything.bsky.social
“Favourite lettuce? Iceberg?”
“Nah, I’m more of a…”
A photo of my TV featuring a Google Featured Photos pic of the Grand Canyon taken by one Romain Guy
December 17, 2024 at 5:47 AM
oneofeverything.bsky.social
Why did they get Chris Pratt and Amanda Bynes to do the poster when it stars Adam Brody and Kristen Bell?
The poster of Nobody Wants This, clearly featuring Chris Pratt and Amanda Bynes
December 14, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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Me when I sell meats and cheeses
It’s a picture of the Pokémon Delibird, which is the punchline of the joke because of the British slang “bird” to refer to a woman, hence a deli bird is a woman who works in a deli. I used to work in a deli. It was alright.
December 13, 2024 at 10:14 AM
oneofeverything.bsky.social
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Two vehicles, both alike in dignity. A black triumph motorcycle and a silver electric Vespa. A bright pink caption reads INSIDE ME THERE ARE TWO WOLVES
November 28, 2024 at 9:11 PM