my friend’s google search “peepee tingle no girl”

Bernie Sanders: "We are moving rapidly into an oligarchic form of society. Never before in American history have so few people had so much wealth and so much power."

"In Russia, Putin has an oligarchy. We have an oligarchy here, too.

at the climbing gym when someone really stank… they’re probably pretty good at climbing

at a party in Brooklyn and I’m terrified Lena Dunham’s character from girls is gonna come and ruin it

when u ….. and then u…….

I’m with my boy in the hotel room listening to Logic’s suicide hotline song on repeat. We are not the same

i need more swag

having a wife is so cringe sometimes