Man, they stopped filling covid vaccine cards after you get the shot. I was one more away from a free ice cream.

Mark my words. 2025 is the year to invest in Kohl's Cash.

Gave the Thanksgiving turkey the covid vaccine this year. Got to get the anti vaxers in the family somehow.

I'm going to learn the metric system and only use it to start shit with people. I run off spite.

Hold the fuck on.

Trump voters with preexisting conditions are out there crying now because they JUST realized Obamacare *is* the Affordable Care Act?!?

The Affordable Care Act they just voted to repeal cuz they were good thanks to… OBAMACARE?!?

Are you fucking kidding me???

I can’t with this.

Starting up a new fast food restaurant. Imagine smoothies, but not blended. Chunkies will be the future.

They are offsetting the cost of lower taxes for billionaires by slashing programs for the most needy.

So much for Christian charity toward the poor.

Why are all undercover cop cars so obvious. Like no one would expect a Kia Soul to pull them over.

We really dropped the ball by not domesticating raccoons.