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Temu Haley Williams
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Comic book auctioneer by day, Werewolf By Night
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I just left a biopsy appointment feeling like I just met three of my newest best friends.
What magic is it in the PNW and women doctors that can make the darkest of jokes, banter, and nerd out with you…?
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Day 1 of using AirPods for hearing aids.
I hate how they look, it’s an overwhelming adjustment, and I despise how tinny the world sounds… but brother paid $3k/ear about 7 years ago so whatever.
Accessibility functions rule
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Wouldn’t that be an insane character arc to leave my job as a Pokemon auctioneer to become the duck master of the Peabody Memphis?
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I waved at yall as I passed, did you see?!
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Seriously though, I come home sometimes and just stunned at the world around me.
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Wait WHAT THE FUCK
October 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This is aside from the repeated phone calls.
I’m not to going to block because if this escalates, then it’s easier to ping and match who is doing this.
Just so bizarre that I’m 40, lead the life I do and keep to myself, and *still* have someone trying to drag me into something like this?
September 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Are you kidding me
September 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m trying to list my Grandma’s vintage clothing for sale but I can’t find ANYTHING
Bout to break out the Ouija Board and ask her to give me a clue 😭
September 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I asked him what I was going to do, and he told me “Whatever you want to do.” So I became a Pokémon Trainer.
September 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Worth it
August 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
GIRL FINALLY I GOTCHYU
August 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I like the way I look and you can’t stop me
August 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
😭 This guy is at level 47, I’ve never maxed out anything before in my life.
Hamstrings are going to be so lean
August 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Guess what
August 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Cant cross my legs or rest my elbows on my thighs for a min
August 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Tapped on this to figure out how to mute an AI account on Facebook, didn’t realize it was Meta trying to sell me on it. Bro, it’s not flattering because it looks nothing like me. That’s not my nose, that’s not my chin.
Legit pissed, Facebook is boldly telling me I shouldn’t want my features
August 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Please stop me.
August 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I can’t wait for Spirit Week to be over so I can enjoy being more mobile and having a tidy room again 😩
July 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What a flattering day 🥹
July 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Deadass this is the aesthetic I settled into
July 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Was considering buying a Kylo Ren action figure at this vintage market, bro ham in a VF box for $25, felt like retail when it was released was $20 so I just checked how well my estimation was, I was about to run back next Saturday after looking up Amazon but then eBay…?
July 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Ohhhhkay, I’m getting followed. If I disappear it’s a middle aged white guy with an obviously custom painted gold car. He saw me snap this photo so hopefully that’ll put the fear in him. He keeps slowing right next to me, there’s zero mistaking what he’s doing
July 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Thunder and velvet” how can I live so I can described in death this way? 😭
July 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I still can’t believe this is me.
June 29, 2025 at 7:19 AM