Oni
@onioji.bsky.social
Musician, Painter, Minor League Dungeon Master. Also a cat dad so be warned.
At some point I logged into facebook and they showed me a bunch of post from restaurants showing off their sub sandwichs/grinder/po boys/ect. For the last 3 months I've logged into facebook every day to see sandwiches from all over the country. They all look so good... until today...
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
At some point I logged into facebook and they showed me a bunch of post from restaurants showing off their sub sandwichs/grinder/po boys/ect. For the last 3 months I've logged into facebook every day to see sandwiches from all over the country. They all look so good... until today...
I just received Mega Construx Masters of The Universe Panthor at Point Dread - Multi from beloved_enemy via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/onioji #throne
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I just received Mega Construx Masters of The Universe Panthor at Point Dread - Multi from beloved_enemy via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/onioji #throne
I just received TrollHunter from beloved_enemy via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/onioji #throne
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I just received TrollHunter from beloved_enemy via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/onioji #throne
Merry Krampusnacht! May you all be hit with sticks and carried off to hell in a sack.
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Merry Krampusnacht! May you all be hit with sticks and carried off to hell in a sack.
How it started. How it's going.
One year of the Oreo cat.
One year of the Oreo cat.
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How it started. How it's going.
One year of the Oreo cat.
One year of the Oreo cat.
An old punk is still a punk. For anyone who can't read that. It all says "Nazi Punks Fuck Off."
Maybe its time to buy that new pair of Doc's I've been looking at.
Maybe its time to buy that new pair of Doc's I've been looking at.
October 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
An old punk is still a punk. For anyone who can't read that. It all says "Nazi Punks Fuck Off."
Maybe its time to buy that new pair of Doc's I've been looking at.
Maybe its time to buy that new pair of Doc's I've been looking at.
RIP Spaceman. I'll never forget being 21 in a punk band, but not a night went by without us playing Cold Gin. Thanks for the memories.
#kiss #spaceman
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#kiss #spaceman
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Ace Frehley, Kiss Lead Guitarist and Solo Artist, Dies at 74
Paul 'Ace' Frehley, lead guitarist and cofounder of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame members Kiss, has died. He was 74.
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October 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
RIP Spaceman. I'll never forget being 21 in a punk band, but not a night went by without us playing Cold Gin. Thanks for the memories.
#kiss #spaceman
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#kiss #spaceman
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Walking around the dollar store and they had a copy of Groundhog Day on dvd for $6.
The cashier eyes lit up when he picked it up, "Oh man, its so cool that you buy physical media. I watch a lot of youtubers that are into physical media."
Not looking so old now am I?
The cashier eyes lit up when he picked it up, "Oh man, its so cool that you buy physical media. I watch a lot of youtubers that are into physical media."
Not looking so old now am I?
an older woman is sitting at a table holding a pair of glasses in her hand .
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July 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Walking around the dollar store and they had a copy of Groundhog Day on dvd for $6.
The cashier eyes lit up when he picked it up, "Oh man, its so cool that you buy physical media. I watch a lot of youtubers that are into physical media."
Not looking so old now am I?
The cashier eyes lit up when he picked it up, "Oh man, its so cool that you buy physical media. I watch a lot of youtubers that are into physical media."
Not looking so old now am I?
@roll20.net 100% sincerity, why can I buy a physical book that requires materials for each copy cheaper than I can buy it on your website that deals mostly (completely?) in a digital space where you pay to have it made once and then distribute a file on each purchase that cost you a cent maybe two?
March 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@roll20.net 100% sincerity, why can I buy a physical book that requires materials for each copy cheaper than I can buy it on your website that deals mostly (completely?) in a digital space where you pay to have it made once and then distribute a file on each purchase that cost you a cent maybe two?
I told my therapist today...
"I wish I lived in the world that Hayao Miyazaki imagined. Not the one he is a part of."
"I wish I lived in the world that Hayao Miyazaki imagined. Not the one he is a part of."
a girl holding an umbrella stands next to a totoro
ALT: a girl holding an umbrella stands next to a totoro
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March 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I told my therapist today...
"I wish I lived in the world that Hayao Miyazaki imagined. Not the one he is a part of."
"I wish I lived in the world that Hayao Miyazaki imagined. Not the one he is a part of."
I have an audible credit and nothing I "need" to use it on. Anyone out there have a cool suggestion? Preferably in the Sci-fi or Fantasy ball park. Cyberpunk and Grimdark are okay too.
February 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I have an audible credit and nothing I "need" to use it on. Anyone out there have a cool suggestion? Preferably in the Sci-fi or Fantasy ball park. Cyberpunk and Grimdark are okay too.
I have anxiety about her sleeping under the covers, so this is our compromise.
February 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I have anxiety about her sleeping under the covers, so this is our compromise.
"Hi. You got games on there?"
February 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Hi. You got games on there?"
You ever think about the idea that everyone with an accent is, according to you, speaking the language wrong.
#weed #philosophy
#weed #philosophy
February 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You ever think about the idea that everyone with an accent is, according to you, speaking the language wrong.
#weed #philosophy
#weed #philosophy
I know, basic bitch behavior, but....
I bought a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
I bought a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
a group of men are standing around a man in a red hat and sunglasses holding a coca cola bottle .
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February 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I know, basic bitch behavior, but....
I bought a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
I bought a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
I've watched this like a dozen times in the last week and it has not gotten old.
Heilung | LIFA Iotungard
YouTube video by Heilung
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February 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I've watched this like a dozen times in the last week and it has not gotten old.
I just want to eat cheese burger, smoke weed, and play d&d.
Can't society realize that is a lot and leave me alone?
Can't society realize that is a lot and leave me alone?
a woman with a tear in her eye and the words it 's just a lot above her
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January 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I just want to eat cheese burger, smoke weed, and play d&d.
Can't society realize that is a lot and leave me alone?
Can't society realize that is a lot and leave me alone?
My personal twitter got hacked and they sent me through a circle of bullshit.
I wont get it back. But I don't really care anymore.
There are like 5 people from my vtuber days I still give a shit about and 4 of them are here.
I wont get it back. But I don't really care anymore.
There are like 5 people from my vtuber days I still give a shit about and 4 of them are here.
January 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
My personal twitter got hacked and they sent me through a circle of bullshit.
I wont get it back. But I don't really care anymore.
There are like 5 people from my vtuber days I still give a shit about and 4 of them are here.
I wont get it back. But I don't really care anymore.
There are like 5 people from my vtuber days I still give a shit about and 4 of them are here.
Hot take, beans are just shit filled jellybeans.
a close up of a man 's face with the words bad bad beans on the bottom
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January 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hot take, beans are just shit filled jellybeans.
"Ori" got me a blanket for christmas.
Here she is in the rare time she isn't causing chaos.
Here she is in the rare time she isn't causing chaos.
December 26, 2024 at 11:17 PM
"Ori" got me a blanket for christmas.
Here she is in the rare time she isn't causing chaos.
Here she is in the rare time she isn't causing chaos.
I practice voices for D&D some times. This is the first time my cat has heard my Watto impression and she freaked out and ran and hid in the back room. I'm not sure what that says.
December 20, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I practice voices for D&D some times. This is the first time my cat has heard my Watto impression and she freaked out and ran and hid in the back room. I'm not sure what that says.
Hoping this is a bastion of reason, cause god knows my other socials aren't. Look, I get it, the CEO was a shitty dude. But we shouldn't be celebrating a man's murder just because he was a dick. The number of posts I've seen acting like this guy was some kind of hero because he MURDERED someone?!
December 15, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Hoping this is a bastion of reason, cause god knows my other socials aren't. Look, I get it, the CEO was a shitty dude. But we shouldn't be celebrating a man's murder just because he was a dick. The number of posts I've seen acting like this guy was some kind of hero because he MURDERED someone?!
Everyone talks about Robin Williams as Genie, but Gilbert Gottfried gave an amazing performance as Iago.
a cartoon bird is screaming and says `` i can 't take it anymore '' .
ALT: a cartoon bird is screaming and says `` i can 't take it anymore '' .
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December 13, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Everyone talks about Robin Williams as Genie, but Gilbert Gottfried gave an amazing performance as Iago.
Also, here is a picture of Ori.
December 12, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Also, here is a picture of Ori.