Can't imagine constantly creating massive problems for myself then blaming everyone around me when my life is miserable and I have nothing

Sarcasm isn't real.

Pretending you were joking to preserve social status is real.

My middle name is literally Fun Hater. Duh.

Oh boy this game sucks

99% of people who see this image: aww, cyber arm

Me: Unfair. Masturbatory. Practices.

That's a bird.

That man's voice haunts my nightmares, but he has brought great joy to my children

I wish him and his movie nothing but the best

What did Markiplier do?

I could Google but I'd rather gossip