Orior ✨
@onionsalled.bsky.social
Directors see the rock and be like “let’s record this guy doing some stuff”
December 25, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Directors see the rock and be like “let’s record this guy doing some stuff”
I pray I’m laying down the foundations for what will be my dad lore
December 16, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I pray I’m laying down the foundations for what will be my dad lore
There’s a little china in all of us #mircoplastics
December 15, 2024 at 11:09 PM
There’s a little china in all of us #mircoplastics
Thought I lost myself, turns out I needed to thug it out a little harder
December 15, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Thought I lost myself, turns out I needed to thug it out a little harder
Straight up ferbin it, and by “it”? Let’s just say… my Phineas.
December 14, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Straight up ferbin it, and by “it”? Let’s just say… my Phineas.
How about we Spotify wrap this year up and try again next year.
December 5, 2024 at 4:27 AM
How about we Spotify wrap this year up and try again next year.
Shawty so baaaahhhddd (like actually evil what the fuck)
December 3, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Shawty so baaaahhhddd (like actually evil what the fuck)
Say hello to my son, cringus pingus head
December 1, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Say hello to my son, cringus pingus head
“Say hi to ___ for me”
lol yeah right buddy
lol yeah right buddy
November 29, 2024 at 12:30 AM
“Say hi to ___ for me”
lol yeah right buddy
lol yeah right buddy
Me trying to ask dj Parme San to play me his new remix and pass me the Parmesan at dinner at the same time:
Hey uhhhh hit me with that new Parmesan please
Reblogg if agree 🙏
Hey uhhhh hit me with that new Parmesan please
Reblogg if agree 🙏
November 28, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Me trying to ask dj Parme San to play me his new remix and pass me the Parmesan at dinner at the same time:
Hey uhhhh hit me with that new Parmesan please
Reblogg if agree 🙏
Hey uhhhh hit me with that new Parmesan please
Reblogg if agree 🙏
Just the type of guy I am
If I were at the bezos family Christmas I would get Jeff a $5 Amazon gift card :) let him decide what he wants with it
November 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Just the type of guy I am
If I were at the bezos family Christmas I would get Jeff a $5 Amazon gift card :) let him decide what he wants with it
November 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
If I were at the bezos family Christmas I would get Jeff a $5 Amazon gift card :) let him decide what he wants with it
Couldn’t be the hottest person at the Jean Dawson concert so I’m giving the front bottoms a try. I’ll let you know how it goes!
November 27, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Couldn’t be the hottest person at the Jean Dawson concert so I’m giving the front bottoms a try. I’ll let you know how it goes!
I have decided to formally become the first and most toxic person on Bluesky. Brace yourselves.
As for my first order of business,
As for my first order of business,
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I have decided to formally become the first and most toxic person on Bluesky. Brace yourselves.
As for my first order of business,
As for my first order of business,
Looking for mutuals! Follow me if you like:
Faye Webster
Big thief
Adderall
Zyn
100 gecs
Lying
Nicotine
Quadeca
Misinformation
Faye Webster
Big thief
Adderall
Zyn
100 gecs
Lying
Nicotine
Quadeca
Misinformation
November 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Looking for mutuals! Follow me if you like:
Faye Webster
Big thief
Adderall
Zyn
100 gecs
Lying
Nicotine
Quadeca
Misinformation
Faye Webster
Big thief
Adderall
Zyn
100 gecs
Lying
Nicotine
Quadeca
Misinformation