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When it involves sexually abusing underage girls - Yeah (so-called) Assistant Attorney General, that is a crime.
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
When it involves sexually abusing underage girls - Yeah (so-called) Assistant Attorney General, that is a crime.
That macho man is wearing an adult diaper; he will appear before that crowd with his own feces squishing around in his pants. MAGA has a much different concept of "macho" than I remember being taught.
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 PM
That macho man is wearing an adult diaper; he will appear before that crowd with his own feces squishing around in his pants. MAGA has a much different concept of "macho" than I remember being taught.
Duh... the boat.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Duh... the boat.
Ummm... the old "I was just following orders" defense does NOT sound any better than in its original German back in 1046.
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Ummm... the old "I was just following orders" defense does NOT sound any better than in its original German back in 1046.
Ummm... the familar "I was only taking orders..." does NOT sound any better in English than it did in its original German back in 1946.
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Ummm... the familar "I was only taking orders..." does NOT sound any better in English than it did in its original German back in 1946.
Meanwhile in Canada...
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January 23, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Meanwhile in Canada...
Meanwhile in Canada...
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January 23, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Meanwhile in Canada...
Carney wins re-election with a 85% popular vote, for as many times as he is allowed to run for re-election in Canada.
Probably could get elected as the Prime Minister of Denmark at this point.
Probably could get elected as the Prime Minister of Denmark at this point.
January 23, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Carney wins re-election with a 85% popular vote, for as many times as he is allowed to run for re-election in Canada.
Probably could get elected as the Prime Minister of Denmark at this point.
Probably could get elected as the Prime Minister of Denmark at this point.
Not to mention the demand is made to the Danish Government's Prime Minister, who is not involved in the process of issuing the "Peace Prize."
So like... Russian President Putin threatens California Governor Newsom that unless he is awarded an Academy Award, he will invade Alaska.
So like... Russian President Putin threatens California Governor Newsom that unless he is awarded an Academy Award, he will invade Alaska.
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Not to mention the demand is made to the Danish Government's Prime Minister, who is not involved in the process of issuing the "Peace Prize."
So like... Russian President Putin threatens California Governor Newsom that unless he is awarded an Academy Award, he will invade Alaska.
So like... Russian President Putin threatens California Governor Newsom that unless he is awarded an Academy Award, he will invade Alaska.
House Republicans behind closed doors: "And... and... then they said 'IT'S THE LAW!"
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January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
House Republicans behind closed doors: "And... and... then they said 'IT'S THE LAW!"
After the interview, Schumer rushed back to his office to... write a stern letter.
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
After the interview, Schumer rushed back to his office to... write a stern letter.
You can look forward to House Speaker MAGA Mike looking into the TV cameras, adamantly declaring he is "very busy" and did not see any news about Trump starting a war with Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
You can look forward to House Speaker MAGA Mike looking into the TV cameras, adamantly declaring he is "very busy" and did not see any news about Trump starting a war with Venezuela.
Well, seeing how Stephen Miller is the pseudo-President for dementia Donny, I wonder how he plans to establish the "interim" government with all those "brown" people in Venezuela?
January 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Well, seeing how Stephen Miller is the pseudo-President for dementia Donny, I wonder how he plans to establish the "interim" government with all those "brown" people in Venezuela?
"Troubled" is what an eight-year-old experiences when their mother tells them they have to eat their vegetables.
Shumer, grow the f*** up, and a backbone. Oh yeah, maybe try to grow a pair while you're at it.
Shumer, grow the f*** up, and a backbone. Oh yeah, maybe try to grow a pair while you're at it.
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
"Troubled" is what an eight-year-old experiences when their mother tells them they have to eat their vegetables.
Shumer, grow the f*** up, and a backbone. Oh yeah, maybe try to grow a pair while you're at it.
Shumer, grow the f*** up, and a backbone. Oh yeah, maybe try to grow a pair while you're at it.
AND... repeatedly claims he is personally responsible for getting pharmaceutical companies to lower their drug prices 600%. You know, MAGA "stable genius" stuff (otherwise known in reality as being a no-nothing imbecile).
January 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
AND... repeatedly claims he is personally responsible for getting pharmaceutical companies to lower their drug prices 600%. You know, MAGA "stable genius" stuff (otherwise known in reality as being a no-nothing imbecile).
Or... I am relaxing in my La-Z-Boy watching the College Football Playoffs, eating delicious nachos my wife made, while enjoying an ice-cold Isahi beer... surprise.. I MADE IT TO HEAVEN!!!
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Or... I am relaxing in my La-Z-Boy watching the College Football Playoffs, eating delicious nachos my wife made, while enjoying an ice-cold Isahi beer... surprise.. I MADE IT TO HEAVEN!!!
In a New Year's bowl game, no less.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
In a New Year's bowl game, no less.
Or... as I am sitting in my easy chair watching College Football playoff games, eating delicious nachos my wife made for me, as I drink an ice cold Isahi beer... surprise... I MADE IT TO HEAVEN!!!
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Or... as I am sitting in my easy chair watching College Football playoff games, eating delicious nachos my wife made for me, as I drink an ice cold Isahi beer... surprise... I MADE IT TO HEAVEN!!!
That is some weird "Merry Christmas" s**t, Mr. "So Called" President.
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
That is some weird "Merry Christmas" s**t, Mr. "So Called" President.
So, who is going to explain to Dipshit Donny that alleged election fraud crimes during the Obama administration in 2016 have a STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS that has expired?
Nice try, Dipshit Donny, maybe check the basics before conjuring up the next lies against Obama.
What a moron.
Nice try, Dipshit Donny, maybe check the basics before conjuring up the next lies against Obama.
What a moron.
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
So, who is going to explain to Dipshit Donny that alleged election fraud crimes during the Obama administration in 2016 have a STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS that has expired?
Nice try, Dipshit Donny, maybe check the basics before conjuring up the next lies against Obama.
What a moron.
Nice try, Dipshit Donny, maybe check the basics before conjuring up the next lies against Obama.
What a moron.
When you think the Trump Idiocracy has found the bottom of the barrel of STUPID to occupy official positions, Trump declares:
"Wait, hold my Diet Coke, I need to give my buddy Jeff Landry a call. That man is an absolute imbecile."
"Wait, hold my Diet Coke, I need to give my buddy Jeff Landry a call. That man is an absolute imbecile."
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When you think the Trump Idiocracy has found the bottom of the barrel of STUPID to occupy official positions, Trump declares:
"Wait, hold my Diet Coke, I need to give my buddy Jeff Landry a call. That man is an absolute imbecile."
"Wait, hold my Diet Coke, I need to give my buddy Jeff Landry a call. That man is an absolute imbecile."
Ummm... remind me which of the Kennedys was criminally convicted of 34 felonies - or an adjudicated rapist - or adjudicated as a $450 Million business fraudster - or filed BK six times - or single-handedly failed 24 businesses? Oh yeah...failed Casinos resulting in demolition?
I forget....
I forget....
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December 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ummm... remind me which of the Kennedys was criminally convicted of 34 felonies - or an adjudicated rapist - or adjudicated as a $450 Million business fraudster - or filed BK six times - or single-handedly failed 24 businesses? Oh yeah...failed Casinos resulting in demolition?
I forget....
I forget....
I would know some basic rules... just because:
1) professional, set clear protocol as to what/when speaking or not "on the record"
2) assume I was being recorded
3) state I was RECORDING the interview for my records
1) professional, set clear protocol as to what/when speaking or not "on the record"
2) assume I was being recorded
3) state I was RECORDING the interview for my records
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I would know some basic rules... just because:
1) professional, set clear protocol as to what/when speaking or not "on the record"
2) assume I was being recorded
3) state I was RECORDING the interview for my records
1) professional, set clear protocol as to what/when speaking or not "on the record"
2) assume I was being recorded
3) state I was RECORDING the interview for my records
Hegseth continues:
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hegseth continues:
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
Hegseth continues:
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hegseth continues:
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."