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i post with my heart critical care medic drakenier, 1000xResist, & nitw shitposter "a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself." "at the end of everything, hold on to anything." *no worries*

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · Sep 25

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Machine Lifeform: ugh, no no no no NO. Did you even study theory!?

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 13h

I don't think the US is somehow magically good or should exist or anything but these are fundamental civics and if we simply go "well that would mean a conflict between the state and the Fed and that's not okay" then we should simply stop having states altogether at that point.

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 13h

Their guard should be defending the city from the fed. Fed trumping state is the exact modern development that the guard is intended to defend from.

Governors not using their armies to defend their state sovereignty surrender their sovereignty, and if that happens, there's no "federation."

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 13h

The entire reason national guard exists is to defend states from federal invasion and federal violation of state sovereignty, literally explicitly this is the purpose of the national guard, and why it answers primarily to the governor, hth

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 14h

eating the tide pods so everyone knows I'm cool but also of a certain vintage

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

is this ... are you threatening me??

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

not as many people know about his cousin barnaby the scribbler

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · Jul 9

reskeet if you think women are fucking GOATed or paul frazee is a CIA plant

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 2d

my wangyou on rednote would never install a chatbot to tell me about Charlie Kirk, just saying

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 3d

full balkanization now

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 3d

me: it's true, we used to be able to type an idea into the search and it would just list a bunch of things related to that idea

him: @grok is this true

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 3d

but I don't want a search AI!! I just want a collection of sources relevant to my query!!! written by people!!! I will read them and summarize them with my eyes and brain!!!

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 3d

follow me for more great medical tips and info

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 3d

anemia is an affliction of fairies, that's why you treat it with iron infusions

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4d

real ones know

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4d

I asked ChatGPT to give a report on itself and it just said it's a prototype of a much larger system??? What's that mean

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4d

mine are also totally correct, regardless of how many layers you read into this

Nines Automata, "They don't have any feelings."

Nines Nier Automata "They're just imitating human speech."

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4d

I guess if I was an astronaut I'd be more invested in my career but mostly because I'd like wake up in space and go damn they got my ass again, guess I should do some science and empty the piss pot

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4d

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4d

It's the dreaded lurgy, I suppose all there is to do now is watch and wait and hope he recovers.

That'll be $10 please, but I do accept payment in alcohol.

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4d

Occasionally saw something off just like "well it's all we can do."

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 6d

all teeth no tail historically works uhhhh really well like it's great lmao

Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 6d

I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 8d

in other countries when the president is a dotard and the secdef is drunk every day before noon that's when field grades and brigadiers start getting Big Ideas

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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 8d

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 8d

lol secretary of war crimes

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d

Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 9d

oh that's p sick