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The classic
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A ★★★★ review of Black Christmas (1974)
**REWATCH NOTES** - Both this & the 2000's remake use a lot of weird angles to heighten the feeling of being watched - Why does Andrea Martin's boyfriend look like Gene Shalit - It's so funny that thi...
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December 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Way, way better direction than I was expecting.
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A ★★★½ review of Black Christmas (2006)
Not as good as the original for sure, but a shockingly artistic & stylish remake. Have standards just fallen that dramatically or is this just misunderstood? While clearly the trashier, gorier & more ...
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December 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Rarely post reviews of shorts but this warrants it.
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A ★ review of The Lost Chapter: Yuki's Revenge (2025)
This either shows the disgusting, absurd amount of money that Epic can throw around as long as it's related to Fortnite, or just the absolute depths current Tarantino is willing to sink to for a paych...
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December 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Almost objectively bad but exceedingly entertaining.
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A ★½ review of The Mother of Tears (2007)
Of all the directors to get hit with the Post-Millennium Curse (my personal theory of some lauded pre-digital directors not being able to adapt to the digital format & new norms of cinema post-2000), ...
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December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Who would ever want to live in Scandinavia?
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A ★★★ review of Insomnia (1997)
If you're gonna cast "Nordic Bad Lieutenant", then yeah there's no one better than Stellan. I think broadly this movie (at least from a modern perspective of a guy who has seen a lot of these types of...
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December 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Had to really try to sum up my thoughts on this one.
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A ★★ review of Keeper (2025)
I am at least somewhat convinced that ever since Longlegs (including the movie itself), Oz Perkins has either decided to be some kind of self-aware troll or has completely uninhibited himself against ...
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December 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A ★★½ review of Absentia (2011)
A solid enough early outing from Flanagan that sets up a lot of the tone & approach to horror that he would refine in his later career, but it's just a little too cheap & barebones to really grip me. ...
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December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Tumbleweed.
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A ★★ review of The Running Man (2025)
This might be Edgar Wright's best movie since Scott Pilgrim, which is a really, really, really bad thing to say. My man is completely washed & apparently only worked as an appendage of Pegg & Frost. T...
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December 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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A baffling, strange game to exist; the story behind it infinitely more interesting than the game itself.
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HorridHandle's review of Shadow Labyrinth | Backloggd
A game that I dipped out of very early, but one that I was playing more out of morbid fascination than anything else. After seeing the disastrously embarrassing short created to promote this game for ...
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December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Korean Haneke?
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A ★★★★ review of Burning (2018)
A Haneke-esque slow, slow "burn" drama that despite going in a direction I expected, makes a lot of odd cryptic choices that add up to something more unique. While some of the story elements hint at a...
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December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Great performances but too "misery porn"
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A ★★★ review of The Long Walk (2025)
"The Road" (haha) of YA-esque dystopias (makes sense this was done by the Hunger Games guy); has lots of admirable and exceptionally well done elements, but... it's too miserable! A tour de force of g...
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December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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It's fine!
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A ★★★ review of Die Hard 2 (1990)
The slightly awkward "sequel-y" sequel to Die Hard that is the stopgap to the actual sequel of Die Hard With A Vengeance. While Die Hard 3 has the more prominent "hackneyed franchise installment" elem...
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December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Swing & a miss!
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A ★½ review of Shelby Oaks (2024)
It's crazy that Chris got the backing of a major name in horror, a decent budget & a theatrical release all for what feels like a first draft script; a Tubi space-filler with more money. Starts out as...
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December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Just watch the DeVito version.
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A ★★½ review of The Roses (2025)
A perfectly serviceable adaptation that has it's moments, but the far inferior version to DeVito's. I've never actually read the original book these are based on, but it surprises me a little bit that...
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December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I'm overrating it a bit, but damn it's such a good screenplay.
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A ★★★★½ review of Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
REWATCH NOTES - Really making Emily Blunt look like a Helldivers sexy lady, a great example of this movie balancing schlock with somewhat believable presentation - It's funny just how much this become...
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November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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PREPARE FOR TWISTS
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A ★ review of Hypnotic (2023)
What should be considered a modern schlock classic in some ways; while I can totally understand the genuinely angry & frustrated reviews the more this movie went along the more I loved the ever-escala...
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November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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The reason this went to theaters is they knew "cute dog" could really pull them in.
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A ★★★½ review of Good Boy (2025)
A really great & inventive short film that for some reason got pushed to just barely hit feature length. Mostly justifies itself, but probably could have had the same impact in like 35 minutes. A gimm...
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November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Upon critical re-evaluation... uhhhh.... it okay!
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A ★★★ review of The Blair Witch Project (1999)
"If I heard cackling, I would have, shit, in my pants, man." Another one of those huge, influential "everyone's seen it" movies where my initial thoughts are always "What do *I* really have to add to ...
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November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Extremely fun gameplay loop, but gets very repetitive & the overall aesthetic is uninspired.
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HorridHandle's review of Dead Island 2 | Backloggd
One of the very few games I've almost 100% completed (I'd say... 85%? Maybe?) that I would very solidly describe as "mid".<br><br>This is a game I got for free in one of the many Epic Store giveaways,...
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November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I had some things to say.
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A ★★½ review of One Battle After Another (2025)
When I first heard this was getting a Fortnite tie-in of all things, I was extremely confused. "Well I guess Fortnite can just grab anything as content", I thought. "Maybe there's an underlying deal w...
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November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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My initial gut instinct when this came out to not see it was warranted.
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A ★½ review of Oblivion (2013)
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November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Honestly I could write an entire thinkpiece on this thing & the broader implications.
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A ½ review of Chicken Little: ReHatched (2025)
If you've ever wondered what giving full control of a creative project to small children (and mentally child-like adults) would look like, this may be this most pure, undiluted example. The epitome of...
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November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Solid.
(late Halloween update)
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A ★★★ review of Haunt (2019)
A movie where the first descriptor that pops into my head is "a nasty little movie", but in a good way. It's an interesting setup, as the extremely general summary of "haunted tour where all the viole...
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November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I have many thoughts, but go see Save The Green Planet.
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A ★★★ review of Bugonia (2025)
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November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Pretty good!
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A ★★★ review of The Black Phone (2021)
A solid, if more simplistic than I expected thriller (less of a horror movie than I expected as well) where Joe Hill clearly emulates the stylistic trappings of his father but with I think more compet...
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November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM