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Zaggy Norse
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🇿🇦 Gay furry horse dad | Forties | Horny on mane | Top 1% OnlyFlares Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor". https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · Oct 12
I'm Zaggy Norse, alleged horse. I write porn and dick around for fun and pleasure.

If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.

If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:

www.sofurry.com/view/2098781
www.sofurry.com/view/1494249
www.sofurry.com/view/1663173
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 48m
Horses don't have distinct toes so I accept your poorly-researched offer.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 1h
Most likely all the other attendees.

Thank you, I'm here all night.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 5h
OK, you got me, I could.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 6h
I would. The twink can make more pancakes, but I can't fuck a morning load into a pancake.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 1d
Believe it or not, jail.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 1d
The chasm between feelings and reality is called consequences, and the sooner you bring those two alongside one another, the less chance you have of making a massive, irrevocable misstep.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 1d
The rainy season's here. Finally. Time to read on the couch.

Art: @chewycuticle.bsky.social
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 1d
Furaffinity
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 1d
It's my birthday this month and for a present I want you to go leave a nice comment on your favourite story. Yeah I know FA's the only option rn, you can still do it.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 1d
Only Kojima gets more dicksucking from the gaming press.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 2d
Lua is an extremely simple language so it's got that going for it. Sadly that won't help if the game has chosen violence as it's API language.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 2d
There's a famous saying here: "por que no los dos". It means "The zebra should not bite the lion's tail". Good advice for many people I feel.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 2d
I invite Gen Z and Alphas to consider that if they abandon Taylor Swift now, that means she's officially passe and no longer skibidi.

Which means their parents are free to move in and start calling her cool and playing her loudly in the car on the way back from the orthodontist.

Choose wisely.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 2d
Like a hot Gom Jabbar, the oven tests your humanity.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 2d
There is a class of food I simply call "warmed-up fruit". This is your apple pies, your peach cobblers, anything where fruit has been heated up against its will and become warm mush.

This is bad food and it should stop.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 2d
Jensen Ackles is so fine.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 2d
"Kakpraat", the bold new scent from the labs of L'Poephol in Parys.

L'Poephol: want jy wil mos.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 2d
you mean give it Zeitunhersstralinggebiedunwehrt
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 2d
"These test shots are German" eh it doesb't really work.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 2d
How was this not in a single Office episode I feel robbed
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 3d
From high enough
The earth below
Looks as still
As your little chirps
When you're on my sill
Eating half a mouse
That you caught
In a hedgerow
Down by the river
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 3d
Digital indulgences. Grifters gonna grift.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 3d
If you post nudes online, it is crucial to cover the top of the penis with your hand or else the tokoloshe will get inside, take up residence in your balls, and open a shebeen.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 3d
You're banned now. I hope you're happy.
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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 3d
As an olive loather, I felt so seen by the latest Taskmaster episode. #OlivesArentFood
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