Jen
@onlyjen.bsky.social
Dear America, wtf is wrong with you? Love, the rest of the world x
Heathrow airport is the pits. Fourth airport in four days. Worst by a long shot
April 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Heathrow airport is the pits. Fourth airport in four days. Worst by a long shot
Got a special person I will bring back here one day 🥰
April 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Got a special person I will bring back here one day 🥰
What an amazing weekend. So good to remember how amazing people are
April 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What an amazing weekend. So good to remember how amazing people are
Oh Christ, I’m in an emergency door seat 😱
April 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Oh Christ, I’m in an emergency door seat 😱
There’s a special place in hell for people who use their phones on speaker in a public place.
April 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
There’s a special place in hell for people who use their phones on speaker in a public place.
This should have been a two hour trip. I left the house 9 hours ago. I’ve forgotten where I’m going and why I wanted to
April 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This should have been a two hour trip. I left the house 9 hours ago. I’ve forgotten where I’m going and why I wanted to
Love it when an airline has performed abysmally and while you’re still in transit hundreds of miles from your destination several hours after you should have arrived with f*ck all else to do and they send you a customer satisfaction survey. Brace yourself unnamed airline….
April 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Love it when an airline has performed abysmally and while you’re still in transit hundreds of miles from your destination several hours after you should have arrived with f*ck all else to do and they send you a customer satisfaction survey. Brace yourself unnamed airline….
Why do all the judges on cooking shows eat as if they’ve never used a fork before?
February 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why do all the judges on cooking shows eat as if they’ve never used a fork before?
Haggis, neeps and tatties for tea. What a cliche 😊
January 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Haggis, neeps and tatties for tea. What a cliche 😊
Trump’s inauguration falls on Blue Monday. Seems fitting.
January 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Trump’s inauguration falls on Blue Monday. Seems fitting.
Thoughts and prayers, America, thoughts and prayers
January 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Thoughts and prayers, America, thoughts and prayers
Christmas tree successfully boxed up and returned to the attic via a step ladder at the top of a flight of stairs without me breaking my neck, so that’s a bonus
January 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Christmas tree successfully boxed up and returned to the attic via a step ladder at the top of a flight of stairs without me breaking my neck, so that’s a bonus
Christmas decorations are coming down and thank f*ck for that. Only another 11 months till they go back up 🤶
January 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Christmas decorations are coming down and thank f*ck for that. Only another 11 months till they go back up 🤶
Woken at 12:02 by a terrified dog sitting on my head. Fucking fireworks. Happy new year to everyone who didn’t feel the need to set off explosives
January 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Woken at 12:02 by a terrified dog sitting on my head. Fucking fireworks. Happy new year to everyone who didn’t feel the need to set off explosives
Is there anything creepier than that female voice that starts suggesting ‘a recommended preview’ at the end of an audible book? What the hell are you thinking of, audible??
December 29, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Is there anything creepier than that female voice that starts suggesting ‘a recommended preview’ at the end of an audible book? What the hell are you thinking of, audible??
There’s nothing like getting a wall calendar in your stocking to highlight your total lack of upcoming social engagements
December 28, 2024 at 1:30 PM
There’s nothing like getting a wall calendar in your stocking to highlight your total lack of upcoming social engagements
Work is pretty chill. Think everyone’s already checked out for Christmas. Eggnog, anyone? 🍹
December 16, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Work is pretty chill. Think everyone’s already checked out for Christmas. Eggnog, anyone? 🍹
I’ve got a lurker I think. Someone following without actually following. It’s making me not want to post. Shame, was quite enjoying Bluesky
December 5, 2024 at 10:41 AM
I’ve got a lurker I think. Someone following without actually following. It’s making me not want to post. Shame, was quite enjoying Bluesky
2024 can do one. But 2025 is going to have to wait, I’m not ready
December 3, 2024 at 4:41 PM
2024 can do one. But 2025 is going to have to wait, I’m not ready
Christ, I might be turning in to baby reindeer. Someone just shoot me now.
December 2, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Christ, I might be turning in to baby reindeer. Someone just shoot me now.
Every time I try to find a good read will help my middle aged existential crisis and can’t, it reminds me why I must write it myself.
November 24, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Every time I try to find a good read will help my middle aged existential crisis and can’t, it reminds me why I must write it myself.
Anyone got a great inspiring happy book for a recently dumped, broken hearted and menopausal women to read? A poor dumped 25 year old isn’t going to work for me 🥴
November 24, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Anyone got a great inspiring happy book for a recently dumped, broken hearted and menopausal women to read? A poor dumped 25 year old isn’t going to work for me 🥴
November 22, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Dear well-intentioned friends, telling someone who’s just found out their entire ten year relationship was a lie that they ‘deserve better’ is no help at all. Just listen and make soothing noises or something, ok?
November 22, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Dear well-intentioned friends, telling someone who’s just found out their entire ten year relationship was a lie that they ‘deserve better’ is no help at all. Just listen and make soothing noises or something, ok?