@onlylizard.bsky.social
He’s a Valley Girl. Listen to the way he speaks. He has the speech pattern of a 13 year old girl. Just listen. 👂
February 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
He’s a Valley Girl. Listen to the way he speaks. He has the speech pattern of a 13 year old girl. Just listen. 👂
lol. Figures. Kind of highlights the lie of the ‘self made’ millionaire. It’s much rarer than we realize and most claim as much are generally just grifters.
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
lol. Figures. Kind of highlights the lie of the ‘self made’ millionaire. It’s much rarer than we realize and most claim as much are generally just grifters.
lol. This is your ‘proof’ that we are NOT? Lol. Well, I guess I’m glad I don’t live in Botswana then. lol.
February 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
lol. This is your ‘proof’ that we are NOT? Lol. Well, I guess I’m glad I don’t live in Botswana then. lol.
Someone grab him by the ankles and drag him out of trumps ass, please. The lack of oxygen is addling his brain. Can’t wait to replace this smug little Christian hypocrite. In fact Louisiana should dump him too since he’s done nothing for them. Little bitch is just there enriching himself.
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Someone grab him by the ankles and drag him out of trumps ass, please. The lack of oxygen is addling his brain. Can’t wait to replace this smug little Christian hypocrite. In fact Louisiana should dump him too since he’s done nothing for them. Little bitch is just there enriching himself.
Amending the constitution isn’t so easy either and what’s the point if we have a Supreme Court that shits on it regularly? What we need are term limits of 12 years for the SC. Three admins, that’s all they get. Lifetime appointments for ALL judges should be scrapped. I’d start there.
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Amending the constitution isn’t so easy either and what’s the point if we have a Supreme Court that shits on it regularly? What we need are term limits of 12 years for the SC. Three admins, that’s all they get. Lifetime appointments for ALL judges should be scrapped. I’d start there.
We don’t want his kind in the Bay. He can park his fat ass on his own sofa in his office or wherever, but don’t send that walking carbuncle out here. 🤢🤮
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
We don’t want his kind in the Bay. He can park his fat ass on his own sofa in his office or wherever, but don’t send that walking carbuncle out here. 🤢🤮
trump is obsessed with humiliating Bill Clinton. Not sure how much more he can, Clinton humiliated himself with his lack of self control. Whoops. Cheers. 🥂
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
trump is obsessed with humiliating Bill Clinton. Not sure how much more he can, Clinton humiliated himself with his lack of self control. Whoops. Cheers. 🥂
Yeah. Let’s do that. I wonder how the country would survive without California, its tax base, food (we grow 13% of the food the nation eats), I hope y’all like Cole slaw. Let trump support red states on red state taxes. That would be fun. Cheers. 🥂
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Yeah. Let’s do that. I wonder how the country would survive without California, its tax base, food (we grow 13% of the food the nation eats), I hope y’all like Cole slaw. Let trump support red states on red state taxes. That would be fun. Cheers. 🥂
Not just any democrats tho. We don’t need any more centrists or blue dog assholes. We need progressives and everyone needs to shut up about it. The rest of us have had trump shoved up our asses for 12 years. It’s our turn so sit down.
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Not just any democrats tho. We don’t need any more centrists or blue dog assholes. We need progressives and everyone needs to shut up about it. The rest of us have had trump shoved up our asses for 12 years. It’s our turn so sit down.
They won’t even do that much. That’s why we are pissed and it’s why they will be replaced. Cheers. 🥂
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
They won’t even do that much. That’s why we are pissed and it’s why they will be replaced. Cheers. 🥂
Gosh, Todd gives the impression that HE also has something to hide, eh Todd? You ‘like’ like little girls too don’t ya? A grown woman wouldn’t be able to feel your micro penis, that’s why you’re protecting pedophiles; you want an invite don’t you?
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Gosh, Todd gives the impression that HE also has something to hide, eh Todd? You ‘like’ like little girls too don’t ya? A grown woman wouldn’t be able to feel your micro penis, that’s why you’re protecting pedophiles; you want an invite don’t you?
How much longer are we going to have to suffer dealing with the gnome with hair extensions? She’s like a walking advertisement for cheap plastic surgery.
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
How much longer are we going to have to suffer dealing with the gnome with hair extensions? She’s like a walking advertisement for cheap plastic surgery.
I’m curious about Pretti’s gun. Where is it? It should be traceable as a legally registered firearm…..unless someone removes the serial number…..?
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I’m curious about Pretti’s gun. Where is it? It should be traceable as a legally registered firearm…..unless someone removes the serial number…..?
They all have dead eyes. That’s what you look like when your soul leaves your body leaving nothing but an empty husk. They are ghouls.
February 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
They all have dead eyes. That’s what you look like when your soul leaves your body leaving nothing but an empty husk. They are ghouls.
You forgot income inequality in your number one list.
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
You forgot income inequality in your number one list.
Every statement is a confession.
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Every statement is a confession.
Do I have to post the 🤷🏼♀️🤦♀️ emojis? JFC, MAGAS are dumb.
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Do I have to post the 🤷🏼♀️🤦♀️ emojis? JFC, MAGAS are dumb.
Mike Johnson has crawled up trumps ass so far it’s a wonder he hasn’t suffocated yet.
February 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Mike Johnson has crawled up trumps ass so far it’s a wonder he hasn’t suffocated yet.
And I’m over here just thinking it was just garden variety money laundering.
February 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
And I’m over here just thinking it was just garden variety money laundering.
They’ll be lucky if they get paid at all and they can kiss those bonuses goodbye. Anyone falling for that con after knowing they were dealing with a grifting thief, deserves every bit of the screwing they’re going to get. trumpy better be careful tho, he’s armed them to the teeth….
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
They’ll be lucky if they get paid at all and they can kiss those bonuses goodbye. Anyone falling for that con after knowing they were dealing with a grifting thief, deserves every bit of the screwing they’re going to get. trumpy better be careful tho, he’s armed them to the teeth….
He needs a bath too. I can smell the BO and cigarettes thru my phone.
February 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
He needs a bath too. I can smell the BO and cigarettes thru my phone.
The largest voting block in the US is made up of non-voters.
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The largest voting block in the US is made up of non-voters.
You know, most of his children, if not all of them, were conceived thru IVF. No woman will let him touch her willingly 🤢🤮
February 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
You know, most of his children, if not all of them, were conceived thru IVF. No woman will let him touch her willingly 🤢🤮
Even Texas is rejecting them. Has hell frozen over yet? It has? The Bible Belt? lol. 😂.
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Even Texas is rejecting them. Has hell frozen over yet? It has? The Bible Belt? lol. 😂.