They should feel lucky that you are even there

Also apparently every level of solitaire is winnable. So I'm losing to myself on a literal hourly basis. No wonder my meds aren't helping my self esteem.

I'm pretty proud of it.

Nary a brain cell to be found amongst the concentration of pure pale putrid populace.

Yup yup!

Chiffonade is when you take leaves of herbs or other leafy greens and stack a few on top of each other before rolling them tightly. Once rolled, you will cut your desire width, opening to opening. You want to be careful not to bruise them during this process, so use a sharp knife.