Only two monkeys
@onlytwomonkeys.bsky.social
Tall for my age. Grew up nonpIussed. Still think the fake yellow line on TV football is weird. Pro democracy, but it feels strange that I have to say it.
Pinned
First they came for the mimes and I said nothing.
@alfranken.bsky.social This cabal of right wing ineptitude now has a large unaccountable secret police force with a new budget larger than most countries militaries. Yet they have 300 oversight personnel on paid leave. Republicans are not making America great again, this has never been America.
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM
@alfranken.bsky.social This cabal of right wing ineptitude now has a large unaccountable secret police force with a new budget larger than most countries militaries. Yet they have 300 oversight personnel on paid leave. Republicans are not making America great again, this has never been America.
@mulaney.bsky.social mmm Mac and Cheese. There’s gold in them there powdered noodles.
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 AM
@mulaney.bsky.social mmm Mac and Cheese. There’s gold in them there powdered noodles.
Bears look like they belong in the playoffs. 🐻🏈
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Bears look like they belong in the playoffs. 🐻🏈
@salgentile.bsky.social I keep reading the news and getting angry. I have no idea how you keep putting out shows that make me laugh. Thanks!
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
@salgentile.bsky.social I keep reading the news and getting angry. I have no idea how you keep putting out shows that make me laugh. Thanks!
Caleb Williams needs a nickname. I vote for Crunch Time… Crunch Williams has a nice ring. 🐻🏈
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Caleb Williams needs a nickname. I vote for Crunch Time… Crunch Williams has a nice ring. 🐻🏈
Bonus Bears baby! 🐻🏈🫵
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Bonus Bears baby! 🐻🏈🫵
Ben Johnson beats Matt LaFleur twice a year.
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Ben Johnson beats Matt LaFleur twice a year.
@kfishbain.bsky.social Between the Jan 2025 win against GB and a not unlikely playoff game looming, Caleb is getting a crash course in rivalry football. How often do teams play this many games this close together?
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
@kfishbain.bsky.social Between the Jan 2025 win against GB and a not unlikely playoff game looming, Caleb is getting a crash course in rivalry football. How often do teams play this many games this close together?
What’s next? The Trump Washington Monument?
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What’s next? The Trump Washington Monument?
@kfishbain.bsky.social What is the most points off turnovers scored by a team in a season and are the Bears having a run at the record?
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@kfishbain.bsky.social What is the most points off turnovers scored by a team in a season and are the Bears having a run at the record?
@kfishbain.bsky.social Caleb tackled Hunt after he tipped that pass to himself in the Eagles game, I thought it was a really good defensive play. Both the interception and the stop. Question: Should Williams be credited with a tackle for taking him down?
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
@kfishbain.bsky.social Caleb tackled Hunt after he tipped that pass to himself in the Eagles game, I thought it was a really good defensive play. Both the interception and the stop. Question: Should Williams be credited with a tackle for taking him down?
Will Trump win the Nobel Peace Prize for ending the war on Christmas?
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Will Trump win the Nobel Peace Prize for ending the war on Christmas?
CJ with another big play! They should call him The Jackal for all the WW fans.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
CJ with another big play! They should call him The Jackal for all the WW fans.
@durbin.senate.gov Disappointed that you decided to take the short term reprieve of the inevitable permanent cuts to these vital social programs and have abdicated your defense of democracy. American history does not well remember men of weak character. Voted for you for 30 F-ing years. Stand up.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
@durbin.senate.gov Disappointed that you decided to take the short term reprieve of the inevitable permanent cuts to these vital social programs and have abdicated your defense of democracy. American history does not well remember men of weak character. Voted for you for 30 F-ing years. Stand up.
@kfishbain.bsky.social a couple weeks ago Caleb hurt his hand, this week he took a hit and got a limp. Pass accuracy improved right after both times. Think the errant throws might be a case overthinking the offense, something that will almost certainly come with experience?
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@kfishbain.bsky.social a couple weeks ago Caleb hurt his hand, this week he took a hit and got a limp. Pass accuracy improved right after both times. Think the errant throws might be a case overthinking the offense, something that will almost certainly come with experience?
@duckworth.senate.gov Do not cave on funding the government and demand SNAP be fully funded for the next year as well.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
@duckworth.senate.gov Do not cave on funding the government and demand SNAP be fully funded for the next year as well.
He has always been stupid, which serves his role as a stooge for American Nutzi, but it’s pretty apparent he’s now senile and still stupid.
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He has always been stupid, which serves his role as a stooge for American Nutzi, but it’s pretty apparent he’s now senile and still stupid.
@salgentile.bsky.social Absolutely made that Look sing. Well done. 👍 A little sad that you told Trump about Wikipedia. Now he’s gonna move the nuclear test to “the cloud”.
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
@salgentile.bsky.social Absolutely made that Look sing. Well done. 👍 A little sad that you told Trump about Wikipedia. Now he’s gonna move the nuclear test to “the cloud”.
@salgentile.bsky.social Absolutely nailed the Look tonight, and that was some great Wally! 🤣✍️👍
October 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@salgentile.bsky.social Absolutely nailed the Look tonight, and that was some great Wally! 🤣✍️👍
@kfishbain.bsky.social Here you go, Asked Google for Bears v. Raiders stats and I got today’s results, thought they might come in handy for you.
September 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
@kfishbain.bsky.social Here you go, Asked Google for Bears v. Raiders stats and I got today’s results, thought they might come in handy for you.
@adamhoge.bsky.social I think that was you asking Doyle about communicating with Johnson from the booth to the field? If so, good question. Well, good question regardless but is this a compliment or just an unsolicited comment?
September 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@adamhoge.bsky.social I think that was you asking Doyle about communicating with Johnson from the booth to the field? If so, good question. Well, good question regardless but is this a compliment or just an unsolicited comment?
@salgentile.bsky.social OK, that’s you doing the voice over for the Classic Closer Look Misdirect, right?
September 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
@salgentile.bsky.social OK, that’s you doing the voice over for the Classic Closer Look Misdirect, right?
@gregbraggsjr23.bsky.social Pretty sure I heard Tom Brady say he kicks his dog or if he had one he would kick it in the natural course of expressing emotions. No offense to Pickens’ helmet.
September 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
@gregbraggsjr23.bsky.social Pretty sure I heard Tom Brady say he kicks his dog or if he had one he would kick it in the natural course of expressing emotions. No offense to Pickens’ helmet.
@kfishbain.bsky.social Has Ben Johnson made offensive timing changes to compensate for grass and weather coming from his dome experience in Detroit?
September 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@kfishbain.bsky.social Has Ben Johnson made offensive timing changes to compensate for grass and weather coming from his dome experience in Detroit?
@salgentile.bsky.social In the midst of our national political landscape and regardless of our political leanings, we should take a moment’s respite that our president is rumored to be very good at ballrooms.
August 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
@salgentile.bsky.social In the midst of our national political landscape and regardless of our political leanings, we should take a moment’s respite that our president is rumored to be very good at ballrooms.