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'Failure to comply with these changes may result in pulled press credentials and NO CADDY privileges when visiting famed Mar-a-Lardo Golf Motel.

I've long embraced the notion of a 'Slice n' Soda' as a leading economic indicator.
I suppose as the USA becomes more red of neck and hat this evaluation is best ascertained by visiting that Serengeti watering hole known as Waffle House.

He raised the price on gas, food, pharmaceuticals and that little wheel they run on.
Now he wants to see what happens when we toss in a cat.

If you think cricket is complicated try explaining 'unnecessary roughness' to a rugby player.

Encouraging my Asian, Latino and Black friends to start carrying your passport cards ANYTIME you leave your house.

Sparky uses newly installed door to Oval Office.

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays the Waffle Wranglers from the swift completion of their appointed duty”

Always ready to hit the road

Duh Furor sitting next to President Obama was seething, his orange pallor turning a brighter shade of angry red as eulogist after eulogist spoke of President Carter's decency, humility and his love of country.
He sat with his usual bitter glare as a swirl of grawlix circled his teased coif.

SUBTEXT: You keep talkin' about my rape, hush money and felony convictions and I'll keep talkin' CRAZY SHIT to attract the media and distract the public. (his long time winning formula).

Coming soon !

Things I see when I leave my house

-gallone photo

Well his new cabinet seems to be coming together quite nicely.

I'm always ready to be on the road...