BeardVsEvil
@onyxedgestudios.com
Salesforce B2C Developer, Dungeon Master. And yet another white guy with a podcast, co-host of @watchersonthecouch.com
"Free content provider, I don't want to know about your politics but I want you to clearly know about mine, a random person on the internet. Pay attention to me."
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"Free content provider, I don't want to know about your politics but I want you to clearly know about mine, a random person on the internet. Pay attention to me."
This Week Me, falling into a Dungeon Synth rabbit hole: I simply MUST own this on a cassette tape. I should buy another shelving unit.
December 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This Week Me, falling into a Dungeon Synth rabbit hole: I simply MUST own this on a cassette tape. I should buy another shelving unit.
Last Month Me: I love this band but this vinyl is out of print and I don't want to pay $200 on ebay, so I'll buy a CD. They have cassette tapes? Who's buying cassette tapes? That's silly.
December 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Last Month Me: I love this band but this vinyl is out of print and I don't want to pay $200 on ebay, so I'll buy a CD. They have cassette tapes? Who's buying cassette tapes? That's silly.
Later Me in a Post-Metal and Stoner Rock/Doom Metal Phase: I simply MUST own this on vinyl. Just vinyl I'm not getting CDs, I don't want a huge collection of stuff cluttering the house.
December 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Later Me in a Post-Metal and Stoner Rock/Doom Metal Phase: I simply MUST own this on vinyl. Just vinyl I'm not getting CDs, I don't want a huge collection of stuff cluttering the house.
If he's not compulsively smashing pots and/or randomly setting off bombs/setting trees on fire to find the next place on the journey I'll be disappointed. Not surprised. But disappointed.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If he's not compulsively smashing pots and/or randomly setting off bombs/setting trees on fire to find the next place on the journey I'll be disappointed. Not surprised. But disappointed.
Oh, I didn't get one myself. I just watched the rest of you get one. I'm sadly still inkless because I never found anything that made me go "I want that on me forever!"
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Oh, I didn't get one myself. I just watched the rest of you get one. I'm sadly still inkless because I never found anything that made me go "I want that on me forever!"
Hey! I was there for that tattoo!
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hey! I was there for that tattoo!
Also I couldn't resist getting a record store scented candle. Which I'm totally using when I get my home studio put back together.
It smells like a Spencer's Gifts but more refined. If I was Gwyneth Paltrow this is what I'd want my vagina to smell like.
It smells like a Spencer's Gifts but more refined. If I was Gwyneth Paltrow this is what I'd want my vagina to smell like.
August 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Also I couldn't resist getting a record store scented candle. Which I'm totally using when I get my home studio put back together.
It smells like a Spencer's Gifts but more refined. If I was Gwyneth Paltrow this is what I'd want my vagina to smell like.
It smells like a Spencer's Gifts but more refined. If I was Gwyneth Paltrow this is what I'd want my vagina to smell like.
Pre opening picture here because sometimes people (not here) get REAL upset when I open "limited editions" and I think that's funny.
I buy music to listen to music.
I buy music to listen to music.
August 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Pre opening picture here because sometimes people (not here) get REAL upset when I open "limited editions" and I think that's funny.
I buy music to listen to music.
I buy music to listen to music.
Also I'l be turning to dust on November 20, 2027 when Mass Effect hits 20.
August 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Also I'l be turning to dust on November 20, 2027 when Mass Effect hits 20.
It's actually a perfectly fair comparison and you explained exactly why games aren't $155 today.
August 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's actually a perfectly fair comparison and you explained exactly why games aren't $155 today.
Another fun core memory from my childhood, an additional 5 1/4" floppy drive for an Apple 2+ was $700.
August 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Another fun core memory from my childhood, an additional 5 1/4" floppy drive for an Apple 2+ was $700.
$69.99 was the price I meant to write there.
August 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
$69.99 was the price I meant to write there.
$64.99 was the price of the first Shining Force at the Babbage's in the mall by me in 1993. So when people complain about prices for games made today with cinematic scores, full voice actors, and hundred of hours of game play I think they are out of their mind.
August 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
$64.99 was the price of the first Shining Force at the Babbage's in the mall by me in 1993. So when people complain about prices for games made today with cinematic scores, full voice actors, and hundred of hours of game play I think they are out of their mind.