they keep not fully unlocking the restrooms in the marketing building i’m going to kill myself

anyways now that i work in an office again and i don’t care i will be shitposting to bluesky.com

saw ur vibe across the bar and we hate it kys
@shrimpchim.bsky.social

i’ve returned my natural habitat: sitting on maintenance carts during my breaks

christian and i use hinge to judge people together but mostly it’s to exercise our right and be the funniest people. an example:

this timeline is so funny

me: omg its master hand and crazy hand
aura: they're gonna jack you off
aura:
aura: do you think you have a master hand or a crazy hand

my vet prescribing kd meds that have side effects of constipation while his main fucking issue is that he’s constipated is really Awesome and Cool

i’m about to move to seattle rn don’t stop me