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i guess they just let anyone in here now huh
jim bean when james legume walks in
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“none of the characters are likable” is an excellent signpost to disregard all of a person’s takes about media
October 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
turns out moses didn’t have room to put “be normal on the internet” on the stone tablets, that’s probably why we’re all still here rn
September 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
using a pulley in real life and hearing the cheers of my ancestors like when you level up in skyrim
September 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
coming up a good line an hour later that totally would’ve worked on that cute girl and falling asleep to gut’s theme
August 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i bet the person who made the pokemon that’s just a set of keys gets really mad when people call it that
August 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
university ethics professor who only listens to pre-tlop kanye
July 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
horse named “sonic the racehorse”
July 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
holy shit, going outside is awesome
June 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
if a restaurant executive came up with endless appetizers today, they would execute them on the spot
June 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
welcome to the cool zone 😎
June 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
ive heard of bleeding kansas but this is ridiculous
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
hell is real and we are in it

welcome to the shit show everyone
January 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
there’s a david lynch sized hole in the universe now, how can any of us hope to fill that void? rest in peace.
January 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
please involve me in the legal process. I am normal and can be trusted with knowledge of jury nullification
December 9, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I already have imposter syndrome, why would I ever need ai
December 7, 2024 at 3:38 AM
asd but your special interest is just being a chill guy who navigates social situations adequately
December 5, 2024 at 11:33 AM
new this week: everything just got a tiny bit worse
December 2, 2024 at 10:26 PM
making friends is so much easier when you don’t hate yourself and everyone around around you huh
November 26, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I Have No Clout, and I Must Stream
November 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM