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Amber.
@opeexcuseme.bsky.social
Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
My mom not once, not twice, but THRICE making a "joke" about taking Lemon because Richard and I are bad cat parents. Wtf girl?!
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is my third Christmas party in 24 hours. 😴😴
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We're baking cookies and opening presents tomorrow and I'm already clenching my jaw
Idk if my nervous system is strong enough to deal with my mom bitching and nagging at my dad and the cat for the next 6 hours
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Had work lunch during stream. Glad y'all enjoyed my water color turd card 🤣
December 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm out of PTO and I don't get a Christmas break from work but everyone who needs my help is on vacation so I guess I'll kind of get a break
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I drank a red bull and my favorite yapping coworker is out sick so the B team has to deal with me
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I was 28 before I ever had a Fat yoga teacher and that fuels me every day.
December 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Local buy nothing group is just GIVING AWAY POPPERS?!
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Reposted by Amber.
the greatest lie is saying that there isn’t a continued genocide still happening on Native and Indigenous people in America daily

It’s the most massive ongoing genocide in the history of the world and yet… you refuse to see it
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The office smells like straight farts.
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Guys, my massage therapist does amazing sales so with those I've been able to pay and book for a massage almost every month for this next year
December 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I just be collecting queer and autistic coworkers like Pokemon
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I should have known I'd grow up to be queer because I vividly remember arguing with my parents that the lyrics to "Jessie's girl" were "I wish I WERE Jessie's girl" and he was just really in love with Jessie
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
One day you're going to work at a school where your director of school is absolutely insane and while working there you're going to meet a girl and you're going to ask her if she's autistic and bisexual and she's going to say yes. You need to say yes too and become best friends
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Coworker on teams: "one of our clients sent us nice cookies. Come grab some from my office whenever"
Same coworker immediately shuts door to Zoom into an hours long meeting.
Dude, I just want a cookie.
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
@halfmoonjoe.com a Christmas card was sent to your PO box todayyy
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Update. She's still pissed
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Idk if my nervous system is strong enough to deal with my mom bitching and nagging at my dad and the cat for the next 6 hours
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
So say.... I did virtual yoga for a small fee.... Would any of y'all come?
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
She's currently in a cone throwing a hissy fit under the (very tall) bed.
Lemon had heart skips while under for her ear surgery and they're worried about her heart 🙃🙃
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I don't have anyone else to complain to about this but I'm so sick of my mom having no problem solving skills or emotional regulation and coming to me for the answers.
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lemon had heart skips while under for her ear surgery and they're worried about her heart 🙃🙃
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I missed stream today because we convinced our boss to take us to lunch 🙂
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM