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Professional maker of software and dad jokes. Amateur gamer.
I won't be purchasing Ashes of Creation. If I wanna feel like a cuck, I'll just watch my wife fuck her boyfriend.
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I won't be purchasing Ashes of Creation. If I wanna feel like a cuck, I'll just watch my wife fuck her boyfriend.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, influence.
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Those who can, do. Those who can't, influence.
The developers of Where Winds Meet are doing more to improve China/America relations than the entirety of both governments.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The developers of Where Winds Meet are doing more to improve China/America relations than the entirety of both governments.
Half of the Internet was down on the east coast for 6 hours because Amazon literally owns everything. I'm so glad they defunded CISA and attacked the CPB and FCC for being too woke.
October 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Half of the Internet was down on the east coast for 6 hours because Amazon literally owns everything. I'm so glad they defunded CISA and attacked the CPB and FCC for being too woke.
I don't like to half-ass stuff, but I also don't like to use my whole ass when a quarter will suffice. There's a reasonable amount of ass to use for any task. Replace estimates with asstimates.
October 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I don't like to half-ass stuff, but I also don't like to use my whole ass when a quarter will suffice. There's a reasonable amount of ass to use for any task. Replace estimates with asstimates.
Lmao how the hell did James Gunn get away with this new Peacemaker season? Diabolical.
October 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lmao how the hell did James Gunn get away with this new Peacemaker season? Diabolical.
AI is finally going to topple the house of cards that was Internet-based advertising. It's all been fake numbers for years. And then how will any of these companies make money?
October 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
AI is finally going to topple the house of cards that was Internet-based advertising. It's all been fake numbers for years. And then how will any of these companies make money?
Finding a faulty SATA cable the hard way, a one-man play in three acts.
September 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Finding a faulty SATA cable the hard way, a one-man play in three acts.
My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant and now I'm super into computers and Star Trek.
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant and now I'm super into computers and Star Trek.
If only they had asked anyone who wasn't profiting from claiming this wasn't true for the last 3 years.
"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits."
www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
OpenAI admits AI hallucinations are mathematically inevitable, not just engineering flaws
In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limi...
www.computerworld.com
September 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If only they had asked anyone who wasn't profiting from claiming this wasn't true for the last 3 years.
Don't burn your professional bridges until you are very sure you won't need to cross them again.
August 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Don't burn your professional bridges until you are very sure you won't need to cross them again.
They boiled half a fucking ocean to train GPT-5 for like a 3% gain on quality of slop.
August 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
They boiled half a fucking ocean to train GPT-5 for like a 3% gain on quality of slop.
Upgrading the kids' rig. Dominating all other dads in this space. My kids are the Minecraft warriors that your kids tell stories about.
May 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Upgrading the kids' rig. Dominating all other dads in this space. My kids are the Minecraft warriors that your kids tell stories about.
Projecting myself into a thousand different futures like Dr. Strange to determine if I should get up to investigate the sound of the kids yelling at each other. Are they playing? Are they killing each other? Do I care? So many possibilities.
May 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Projecting myself into a thousand different futures like Dr. Strange to determine if I should get up to investigate the sound of the kids yelling at each other. Are they playing? Are they killing each other? Do I care? So many possibilities.
I hope future civilizations are able to reconstruct our fall using fragments of social media posts recovered from the hard drives of nuked servers.
May 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I hope future civilizations are able to reconstruct our fall using fragments of social media posts recovered from the hard drives of nuked servers.
Orson Krennic doesn't have to wear that cape. Nothing in Imperial regulations about capes. That's a choice.
April 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Orson Krennic doesn't have to wear that cape. Nothing in Imperial regulations about capes. That's a choice.
Someone please upload the Throng.
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Someone please upload the Throng.
There are many people I would love to see sent into space.
April 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There are many people I would love to see sent into space.
Explaining trade deficits to my kids so they understand why they have to pay tariffs on snacks.
April 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Explaining trade deficits to my kids so they understand why they have to pay tariffs on snacks.
Good sales engineers don't want to be sales engineers.
April 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Good sales engineers don't want to be sales engineers.
10% of Americans own 90% of the stock market and 100% of the air time for grievances. Everyone else is just trying to pay rent, buy groceries, and not get deported to El Salvador for saying Free Palestine.
April 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
10% of Americans own 90% of the stock market and 100% of the air time for grievances. Everyone else is just trying to pay rent, buy groceries, and not get deported to El Salvador for saying Free Palestine.
I wonder if rich people have night terrors about only owning one house the way the rest of us do about being able to buy groceries.
April 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I wonder if rich people have night terrors about only owning one house the way the rest of us do about being able to buy groceries.
I wanted to name our Elite Dangerous squadron Dora's Explorers but was denied b/c apparently fun is illegal.
March 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I wanted to name our Elite Dangerous squadron Dora's Explorers but was denied b/c apparently fun is illegal.
Everything she says here is on point. I am now a Meredith Whittaker stan.
The State of Personal Online Security and Confidentiality | SXSW LIVE
YouTube video by SXSW
www.youtube.com
March 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Everything she says here is on point. I am now a Meredith Whittaker stan.
Looking for funding for my new startup NetWatch. The Internet is filled with AI slop. Let's make a new one. Introducing Blackwall.
March 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Looking for funding for my new startup NetWatch. The Internet is filled with AI slop. Let's make a new one. Introducing Blackwall.