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they/them. im in your walls.
anxiety disorder so bad it makes u a little bit evil
March 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
anxiety disorder so bad it makes u a little bit evil
day drunk at the seafood restaurant
March 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
day drunk at the seafood restaurant
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Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI.
FLOOD THE PORTAL
Spam the hell out of it.
Pass it on! It works!
enddei.ed.gov
FLOOD THE PORTAL
Spam the hell out of it.
Pass it on! It works!
enddei.ed.gov
February 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI.
FLOOD THE PORTAL
Spam the hell out of it.
Pass it on! It works!
enddei.ed.gov
FLOOD THE PORTAL
Spam the hell out of it.
Pass it on! It works!
enddei.ed.gov
t-mobile just tried to take my wife as collateral for a new phone????
February 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
t-mobile just tried to take my wife as collateral for a new phone????
black leg sanji save me....save me black leg sanji...
February 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
black leg sanji save me....save me black leg sanji...
meatloaf (the singer not the food) is so funny to me bc he was a theater kid who wrote the most flamboyant little rock operas his whole career but he was also. a homophobe and a trump supporter? another case of if he was born a shady old queen i think he wouldve been much happier lmao
February 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
meatloaf (the singer not the food) is so funny to me bc he was a theater kid who wrote the most flamboyant little rock operas his whole career but he was also. a homophobe and a trump supporter? another case of if he was born a shady old queen i think he wouldve been much happier lmao
can we do this super bowl drag race style and double eliminate both teams for lack of charisma uniqueness nerve and talent
February 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
can we do this super bowl drag race style and double eliminate both teams for lack of charisma uniqueness nerve and talent
not to sound like a 2014 "eye liner sharp enough to kill a man" choice feminist but genuinely if u think the way sabrina carpenter does her make up completely alters her appearance. you are stupid. the neurons in ur brain lack the ability to fire
February 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
not to sound like a 2014 "eye liner sharp enough to kill a man" choice feminist but genuinely if u think the way sabrina carpenter does her make up completely alters her appearance. you are stupid. the neurons in ur brain lack the ability to fire
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they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever
‼️ The State Department has REMOVED TQIA+ on their page of recommendations for queer travelers. This page yesterday said "LGBTQIA+" and now just says "LGB".
The federal government is trying to erase trans people from existence.
The federal government is trying to erase trans people from existence.
January 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever
i just finished grocery shopping and was sitting in my car about to bite in to a period craving donut i bought myself when my mom sent me this text
January 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i just finished grocery shopping and was sitting in my car about to bite in to a period craving donut i bought myself when my mom sent me this text
y'all ever write a really scathing letter to ur senator while shitting your brains out
January 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
y'all ever write a really scathing letter to ur senator while shitting your brains out
sighs bc i love hand tattoos but i would probably never get one bc 1) personally i just made a no job-stoppers rule for myself 2) i have trust issues and it does not matter how long ive worked with and known an artist, it would make me nervous
January 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
sighs bc i love hand tattoos but i would probably never get one bc 1) personally i just made a no job-stoppers rule for myself 2) i have trust issues and it does not matter how long ive worked with and known an artist, it would make me nervous
this 24 hour cycle of tiktok ban to glaze trump in front of the youngest and most easily swayed voting demographic makes me want to stare down the barrel of a shot gun. which, admittedly, is much easier now that he's in office again huh
January 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
this 24 hour cycle of tiktok ban to glaze trump in front of the youngest and most easily swayed voting demographic makes me want to stare down the barrel of a shot gun. which, admittedly, is much easier now that he's in office again huh
yogi 360 no scoped my partner's ring last night at around 9:15pm. he just came home this afternoon at 1pm. one endoscopy later he's doing great. but jesus christ. i am so tired
January 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
yogi 360 no scoped my partner's ring last night at around 9:15pm. he just came home this afternoon at 1pm. one endoscopy later he's doing great. but jesus christ. i am so tired
am i the only one who came out of nosferatu hating friedrich's bitch ass
January 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
am i the only one who came out of nosferatu hating friedrich's bitch ass
today my dad wouldve been 60. And today my mom informed me that last night she dreamt my dad faked his death so he could leave her to become a gay sex worker. So, Happy birthday dad.
December 20, 2024 at 4:15 PM
today my dad wouldve been 60. And today my mom informed me that last night she dreamt my dad faked his death so he could leave her to become a gay sex worker. So, Happy birthday dad.
a beautiful thing about having a dead dad around christmas is i dont have to do the last minute fuck shit fuck what the fuck do i buy this man song and dance every year
December 18, 2024 at 10:40 PM
a beautiful thing about having a dead dad around christmas is i dont have to do the last minute fuck shit fuck what the fuck do i buy this man song and dance every year
i fear the discussion on 'tumblr prose' is repackaged school yard "reading is LAME and BORING" anti intellectualism but i dont have the energy to un pack it. just know that im right bc im very smart and im never wrong
December 17, 2024 at 2:20 AM
i fear the discussion on 'tumblr prose' is repackaged school yard "reading is LAME and BORING" anti intellectualism but i dont have the energy to un pack it. just know that im right bc im very smart and im never wrong
Most exhausting thing in the world is when someone posts "What I eat in a day as a fat person who really isnt interested in weight loss" and all the comments are inevitably filled with ppl playing doctor being like i am actually going to predict the date of your death now fatty
December 10, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Most exhausting thing in the world is when someone posts "What I eat in a day as a fat person who really isnt interested in weight loss" and all the comments are inevitably filled with ppl playing doctor being like i am actually going to predict the date of your death now fatty
lovely diner time with my family interrupted by my mom announcing next year shes going to ireland to see the jets...and perhaps scatter my dads ashes while she's at it. yknow, if she has time
December 8, 2024 at 1:51 AM
lovely diner time with my family interrupted by my mom announcing next year shes going to ireland to see the jets...and perhaps scatter my dads ashes while she's at it. yknow, if she has time
sitting next to a group of people at a cafe and desperately trying to determine if theyre all meeting for the first time or if they've been friends for years
November 24, 2024 at 7:21 PM
sitting next to a group of people at a cafe and desperately trying to determine if theyre all meeting for the first time or if they've been friends for years