Chris Kopcow
@opennoise.bsky.social
game dev / writer. Formerly: Vulture, Comedy Central, ClickHole, etc
my niece is available to be an environment artist for a Spider-Man psychological horror game
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
my niece is available to be an environment artist for a Spider-Man psychological horror game
Kids are shouting it for good reason
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Kids are shouting it for good reason
cable news controlled by a legion of less cool hank hills
October 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
cable news controlled by a legion of less cool hank hills
every time there's one of those articles about some racist who suddenly regrets voting for trump after all their friends lost their job or whatever, it always makes me think of the bad ending of Lego Island
April 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
every time there's one of those articles about some racist who suddenly regrets voting for trump after all their friends lost their job or whatever, it always makes me think of the bad ending of Lego Island
rockstar should have made Austin Powers: Welcome to My Underground Lair 2 instead of GTA VI
January 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
rockstar should have made Austin Powers: Welcome to My Underground Lair 2 instead of GTA VI
deciding which one of my $1000+ south park hoodies to wear to the Gala
January 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
deciding which one of my $1000+ south park hoodies to wear to the Gala
Love gouging the paper towel eyes. Feel so powerful
December 16, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Love gouging the paper towel eyes. Feel so powerful
Constantly evolving
December 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Constantly evolving
Handing these out at the club
November 30, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Handing these out at the club