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OpenSorceress
@opensorceress.bsky.social
Rocket surgeon.

I hacked NASA with a toaster.
June 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Copilot handles this better than you.
June 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
According to the audit we know exactly who was involved - from the report:
June 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Dude, for real

I tried to be nice to you, and you came back with some insipid attempt at insulting me that was actually just some insipid ableist hatefulnes

Specifically, this

I didn't start mocking you until you started deserving it
June 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
#Austin #LAleadTheWay #centraltexas

@smolanarchist.bsky.social went downtown for the LA solidarity rally. Cops have just deployed tear gas and are firing rubber bullets. From her pics it appears Abbot sent state troopers.

Reposting with alt text
June 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Anyway. It would only be important, I guess, if women were important. Obviously, that's not the case. The P wins again
June 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Your sense != common sense. Sorry the vernacular is bigger than just you.

Whatever. Your rigidity must serve you in some vital way, I guess.
June 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
April 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A better and more salient question would be, can THEY get out of it alive

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March 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I see your fluffy baby bestie and raise you a dwarf hotot as a baby and then as an adult.

Because listen

No matter how bad it gets, we live in a world where dwarf hotots exist
February 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
😂😂😂 "Awwww, it's socute!! It looks just like a little baby Jesus"
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
January 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
What are these? Be specific.
January 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
January 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Clearly, his mom was a garden hose.
January 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
December 14, 2024 at 9:03 AM
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 AM
This is a sanitized glimpse of what me coming into the office is going to do to me, physically.

My lil sphygmomanometer generated that report. I made a point of taking it with me so I could take my BP along the way (this is for my cardiologist and also my long term disability claim review.)
December 10, 2024 at 6:30 PM
The best part is how we notice there's a leopard eating their face before they do 😂🤣😂

Yeah mijo yall definitely... won

Or something 😂
December 9, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Am I? Cos I thought I was enjoying watching the leopards get to work on you
December 9, 2024 at 7:34 AM
We sure did, champ 😂 that's definitely what happened
December 9, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Here's the first reason we're so excited:
December 9, 2024 at 7:16 AM
December 8, 2024 at 1:22 AM
ur doing it wrong
December 4, 2024 at 1:14 PM
December 4, 2024 at 3:46 AM