i think trump will be devastated once he hears that some of the things he's been doing are illegal

i love leveraging strategic brand partnerships

heroin is the opiate of the masses

eating slices of raw steak off a naked mermaid at my atlantean business dinner

was not expecting G 38 on my 2025 bingo card!

i just have a bunch of numbers on my 2025 bingo card. can't win fucking shit this year

The Mangione Effect is a phenomenon where people share false memories of a person, place, or event. It is named after famous flugelhorn player Chuck Mangione who was believed to have died in prison in South Africa following his assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

using my time machine to go back in time to give the primitive technology guy a stone wheel

presenting my opponent with a massive ornate wooden box containing my pair of dueling Cheytac M200 Interventions