i don't think it counts as a 16-year franchise streak when you talk about 2 movies released a decade apart

Stop

you can tell that our society has descended into complete moral turpitude by the fact that we still use demons to deliver our emails

oh hell no. fuck this shit up down and sideways

i don't know why people on this site rage against Al. they say he "steals the work of artists" and "hallucinates frequently" but i say he's the only competent voice on tool time. this is an Al Respect Account

stomping into the Star Wars convention and shouting at people while pronouncing jedi like yeti

Stuck on this recipe. Unsure how to imbue sin into my rice for "gluttonous rice"

If you see this post a photo without explanation

the venn diagram of the moon and the sun is a circle

the apostles on 3/28: christ has died!
the apostles on 3/31: christ has risen!
the apostles on 4/1: lol jk

quite frankly it's offensive that there is no iced coffee emoji

honestly the worst part of going back into the office 5 days is how judgy my coworkers have gotten about my midmorning naps

My first action in the war on christmas will be to wish everyone a happy honda days

it really sucks that henry kissinger died after I dropped twitter but before i got on here