dog ock
opitoleous.bsky.social
dog ock
@opitoleous.bsky.social
BlueSky lurker who works in a lab

Posts are my own and are toxic thoughts I shout into the void
i don't think it counts as a 16-year franchise streak when you talk about 2 movies released a decade apart
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Stop
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
you can tell that our society has descended into complete moral turpitude by the fact that we still use demons to deliver our emails
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
oh hell no. fuck this shit up down and sideways
June 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i don't know why people on this site rage against Al. they say he "steals the work of artists" and "hallucinates frequently" but i say he's the only competent voice on tool time. this is an Al Respect Account
May 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
stomping into the Star Wars convention and shouting at people while pronouncing jedi like yeti
January 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Stuck on this recipe. Unsure how to imbue sin into my rice for "gluttonous rice"
December 3, 2024 at 5:32 PM
If you see this post a photo without explanation
July 1, 2024 at 2:08 AM
the venn diagram of the moon and the sun is a circle
April 8, 2024 at 8:02 PM
the apostles on 3/28: christ has died!
the apostles on 3/31: christ has risen!
the apostles on 4/1: lol jk
March 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
quite frankly it's offensive that there is no iced coffee emoji
January 10, 2024 at 5:28 PM
honestly the worst part of going back into the office 5 days is how judgy my coworkers have gotten about my midmorning naps
December 15, 2023 at 1:58 PM
My first action in the war on christmas will be to wish everyone a happy honda days
December 13, 2023 at 5:01 PM
it really sucks that henry kissinger died after I dropped twitter but before i got on here
December 8, 2023 at 4:06 PM