As many of you may know, me and the rest of the oompa loompas went to work at the job factory after wonka closed the chocolate operation down due to wokeness. I'm sad to report that one of our own, Dorito Sr., got caught in the gears and has upset maintenance. Expect a recession in the days to come.

When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to (undead and therefore immune to psychic damage)