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Cement guy, occasional concrete fella, DC statehood always

In your walls, decarbonizing your industry
As someone that works for a SV startup trying to decarbonize cement, this post was violence. I am calling the concrete police and the talented architects who gave us Posvar Hall.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
First pie since I lost my dad. I'm an excruciatingly mid baker, compounded further by not having practiced in 10 months. But he always used to quietly get 2nd and 3rd servings and I could never tell if he was trying to encourage his son or if he genuinely liked it.

Probably the former. I miss him.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Pepper gang unity - I would absolutely try a taste and then immediately die
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Appreciate your service here. Please enjoy a cozy Blanket Queen as compensation.

(This whole discourse has massively expanded my block list)
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Me when someone opens their mouth about my hometown, have lived here for 18 months, and are terrified of crossing the river:
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me waiting for another Costa dad joke banger:
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Blocked a few communists, but wanted to highlight this.

Cement does not have a PTC, OBBBA killed the renewable PTCs, my company takes zero public funding, and this is indistinguishable from Republican messaging.

Everyone I have ever met is now carbon negative. What the fuck have you done?
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Please stop that"

-Cleo
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
In trying political times, we must Dog Post.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Air posters unite
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Thank you for the inspiration, Ed.

If you are in the DC area and are able to help your neighbors, please consider giving to SOME. I will match your donation if you share a receipt with me.
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Few dog it better
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A cozy Cleo appears, bringing calm and softness. The anxiety demons are banished, leaving only Mayor Ellie of Bug City (parlayed her bug posting into a successful candidacy, the Bug Post quoted one bee in a tophat who found the run "inspirational")
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When Faine does food discourse and I am exposed to all the sickos on this app
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Can he afford primaries if 86% of his PAC's spending is on operating costs?
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If you recently lost a pretzel on an airplane, let me know. Happy to return it to you
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
They don't want you to know this for Resistance propaganda purposes, but this is who actually is responsible for taking down Starkiller:
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Dawg, the IRA was the single largest investment in emissions reduction in global history.

You have even previously acknowledged this fact, but handwave it away because of neoliberalism, a lie about EU spending, and a weird comparison to Chinese state subsidies for their domestic chip industry.
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Giraffes in shambles looking at this pup
October 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ellie/Ed, pleased to introduce Luna, my other dog. She is at least 80% legs, and while standing up, closely resembles an AT-AT assaulting Hoth
October 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"It's a celtic knot and a wolf"
October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Josh, I don't think a master linguist would make an error like that
October 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sometimes ya just gotta take that snooze
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'm not yelling, but Ellie should adopt a dog already

And then post thousands of dog pics [cui bono: the dog; Ellie; random internet strangers who desire more dog content(me)]
October 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM