Optimaximal
@optimaximal.bsky.social
40-something IT & Telecoms Manager by day / Minis, Gunpla, Games and other nonsense by night. He/Him.
Trying to escape all the nonsense from Elmo's Hellscape.
Trying to escape all the nonsense from Elmo's Hellscape.
This is all I get. I used Scam and picked the individual videos, but my guess is this won't hit the high bar of 'scam'...
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 AM
This is all I get. I used Scam and picked the individual videos, but my guess is this won't hit the high bar of 'scam'...
#TFW you come into work and find WSUS has decided to download an extra TB of Windows Updates despite *no changes* to your products and classifications.
January 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
#TFW you come into work and find WSUS has decided to download an extra TB of Windows Updates despite *no changes* to your products and classifications.
So, as expected, it's once again 'divide and conquer' - turn all of us against each other whilst they steal the cookies.
January 9, 2026 at 12:26 PM
So, as expected, it's once again 'divide and conquer' - turn all of us against each other whilst they steal the cookies.
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I do love when Apple's transcript gets it wrong.
December 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I do love when Apple's transcript gets it wrong.
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
An interpretation of how much lifting the word 'directly' is doing in this article.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
An interpretation of how much lifting the word 'directly' is doing in this article.
Post Juxtaposition
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Post Juxtaposition
Here's a drawer full of Red Corsairs (since primed). Surely the textbook definition of rotters and rogues?
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Here's a drawer full of Red Corsairs (since primed). Surely the textbook definition of rotters and rogues?
She brings it up in the article.
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
She brings it up in the article.
Renegade Marines, you say..?
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Renegade Marines, you say..?
Here's another meme that fails to age:
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Here's another meme that fails to age:
"Not like that..!"
October 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Not like that..!"
Understandable, given this is their take of balance.
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Understandable, given this is their take of balance.
They seem to always fall back on the 'queue of people' trope...
October 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
They seem to always fall back on the 'queue of people' trope...
At least 2 of those interviewed keep toys in the car to give to random children... 🤔
October 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
At least 2 of those interviewed keep toys in the car to give to random children... 🤔
To save a click...
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
To save a click...
