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Optimist_Bear
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Working on some MF HONEY
I’m not anymore, your first response is what actually prompted me to stop. I noticed I was getting way overly angry about it and stopped.

I just wanted to share my thoughts on it regardless.
June 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sandwiches aren’t even $10 at some places anymore. He’s doing nothing but just completely shitting on the game and it’s now been going on for an hour straight. The least he could do is just stop playing if he hates it so much.
June 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you knew even a little bit about team asobi’s beginnings, you’d know that whatever tiny ass, low budget team they had working on this, was probably fucking trying.

Real quote from the stream a few minutes ago “I don’t think I’ve ever been more offended by a game.”
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June 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A thought hit me a little while ago, imagine if one of the devs had tuned in.

I know it’s some fantasy to even expect such a person to even speak English, but it’s at least clear that someone put time and effort into what you called “sad” like 4 times.
June 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
All I’m trying to say is that Welcome Tour is at least ernest. It at least tries to be entertaining with what it is. Give us some silly scenario to contain all these tech demos.

It could have been leaps and bounds more corporate, linear, and bare bones.
June 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If astro bot was such a wonderful pack in game, and this game was so terrible because it’s not that, then what, are we supposed to expect that every time now?

That every new console needs something of that quality, with that much love and attention? For completely free?

Or it’s just shit?
June 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m getting so depressed watching the stream. Every 30 seconds it’s some comparison to pack in games when this game never was one.

If you don’t think it’s worth $10 then why did you buy it.

It’s currently at the top of the eshop because, apparently, others actually *did* find good reason to buy.
June 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
At least you can finally use this app more (don’t know if this is a really shitty joke rn, sorry if it is)
June 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I think if they made a point to add the soundtracks of new games coming out consistently, even a month afterwards if needed, on top of their smaller releases, it would make the app feel so much more alive.
May 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The more and more of shit like this that Xbox pulls, the less and less I want to support them. Nintendo, for all their issues, has done a surprisingly large amount to support and protect their devs and it’s made me want to support that heavily.
May 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
That’s a very large slice of cake…
May 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Idk, the remakes are VERY different games than the originals. Like the Skywalker saga is almost less so a Lego game than the OG.
May 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Currently waiting on your force of will being broken and for you to pick up the version of this same game but it’s 20+ hours and somehow the best 3D platformer since Mario Odyssey.
May 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If we get OG Monkey Ball or Lego Star Wars, I’m going to be screaming for weeks.
May 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Not to mention, OG monkey ball, animal crossing, OG Lego Star Wars, etc.

There are so many more games on this guy for people to get loud about compared to the others imo.
May 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
With just how loud people are going to be until we get melee, twilight princess and double dash, hopefully they’ll be forced to act more quickly this time around.
May 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This has inspired me to scroll through the gif search results for splatoon.

Absolutely my favorite Nintendo property rn, splatoon 4 is going to go crazy.

Potential for mouse aiming and full apartments finally due to processing power. I’m so extremely, unbelievably excited.
a drawing of a bat with the words horizontally spinning big man above it
ALT: a drawing of a bat with the words horizontally spinning big man above it
media.tenor.com
May 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You’re joking but I am over the moon about using this for that and also satisfactory when we finally get a port.
May 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This but it’s essentially using a joycon like a bop it
May 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Mario tennis
May 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Unsurprisingly if true
May 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A marvel rivals and smash collab would go hard as fuck
May 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Would be the funniest possible thing they could do and would put the perfect punctuation on the decade old “valve can’t count to 3” joke.
May 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
36 inches of gex mmfgh
May 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’m probably overthinking it. I’m just trying to make potential selling points for the thing. I BADLY want stylus support for games back. Having the hundred small cute things that games would add would also be wonderful. Squid jump could come back, inventories on the second screen, etc.
May 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM