optimisticboy.bsky.social
@optimisticboy.bsky.social
Live Newcastle, love NUFC, loath Tories. Now get on ya bike
Not in Northumbria and the borders
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So how does malaria get from host to host?
December 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
No, mosquitos are, followed by the Cape Buffalo (if you discount humans)
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My coffee grinder is also used for grinding my curry spice mix. I love curry tinted coffee and coffee tinted curry. It gets wiped, not washed
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Cauliflower cheese loves a bit of Stilton or Roquefort
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Lordy, it was a good year. Top:
2001
Then
The Graduate
Rosemarys Baby
Barbarella
Valley of the Dolls
The Odd Couple

I’m hoping Jane Fonda can swing it this year
December 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
December 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It still is
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Try radiooo
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Copenhagen is wonderful. One of the few cities I wanted to to go back to as soon as I had left. Would 100% live there.
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Very happy with the John Lewis branded one we use
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Dinosaur Hunters
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Was that in the 60s?. Shite! I loved it but i must be more Hopkirk than Randall if thats the case.
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Depends on how many birds eye chillis there are in it
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
There seems to be a lack of will by any NCC councillors or officers to commit to anything at the moment. Obviously waiting for the city wide elections before doing anything. Place has been a shambles since Nick Forbes was couped
November 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Anterior talo-fibula ligsment
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
That swelling looks like mine when i did my ATFL
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
He’s right, Britain is full of people because of mass uncontrolled migration. He’s just a few thousand years out.
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I was at Heathrow airport when the IRA fired mortar bombs over the fence. Fortunately we were sat at the bar and were forced to stay there by the lockdown. I suppose the beers compensate for the lack of a medal.
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The Tory councillor for Gosforth changed his first name to Doc after he retired and got elected.
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Done properly, you can grow sheep under the panels. Double your money.
October 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The council has been a shambles ever since Nick Forbes was ousted. Internal warfare between councillors and petty political disputes means the city is effectively ungoverned
October 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It’s looking canny. Might need a gansey
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM