btw guys we didn’t have a data breach, we sold your data to china

The shutdown of 3G affects your 4G/5G devices..
Why? Because we want you to buy from us and us only!

With Optus, you’ll never have to worry about scammers… because you won’t even have good enough service to receive calls!

Switch to Optus, where we have coverage so shitty that you can’t make a phone call when there’s a cell tower >1km away

We care very much about the cost of living crisis happening in Australia..
That’s why we increased the prices for our prepaid plans!

Got last year’s iPhone model like a BROKIE?! 😂🫵
Trade it in for an iPhone that they literally only changed the cameras on! (And get some useless perks while doing so)

Got a problem? Contact our support agents at www.optus.com.au/support/cont...
We won’t help you!

When we had an outage last year we decided to show that we were (not) sorry by giving y’all free data!
Why are people still mad at us?! It’s not like we crippled their businesses and put many lives in danger..