The Snarklepuss of Moscow Mitch Aced His Cognitive 🐸
@opus17.bsky.social
Living in War-Torn Portland.
Author of the forthcoming book “Who’s Whom Among American Grammarians”
Coastal Elite®
Team Bruise
Irony Died on the Down Escalator
Author of the forthcoming book “Who’s Whom Among American Grammarians”
Coastal Elite®
Team Bruise
Irony Died on the Down Escalator
Typical west coast- east coast MAGA beefs.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Typical west coast- east coast MAGA beefs.
Record producer is Kash is just like Phil Spector, except with less talent and more criminal intent.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Record producer is Kash is just like Phil Spector, except with less talent and more criminal intent.
Were they federal agents or a bunch of creeps stalking a young woman? BOTH CAN BE TRUE!
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Were they federal agents or a bunch of creeps stalking a young woman? BOTH CAN BE TRUE!
the fine print says it can be awarded only to a world leader with 34 criminal convictions and a self-proclaimed perfect MRI on an unidentified part of the body
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
the fine print says it can be awarded only to a world leader with 34 criminal convictions and a self-proclaimed perfect MRI on an unidentified part of the body
His base consists of (1) very rich people who pay no income taxes (2) people on government assistance who pay no income taxes.
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
His base consists of (1) very rich people who pay no income taxes (2) people on government assistance who pay no income taxes.
my theory: everyone in this administration was either a high school bully or was bullied themselves so badly that they are forever emotionally damaged.
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
my theory: everyone in this administration was either a high school bully or was bullied themselves so badly that they are forever emotionally damaged.
I’ve been saying for years the best way to get a peace prize is to murder a lot of people in boats.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’ve been saying for years the best way to get a peace prize is to murder a lot of people in boats.
RFK Jr., poster child for infant hepatitis-B.
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
RFK Jr., poster child for infant hepatitis-B.
at this point, he knows he's going to burn in hell for all eternity, so he's going all in
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
at this point, he knows he's going to burn in hell for all eternity, so he's going all in
yeah, hard to believe they would do this to Don Jr.'s white coke dealer.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
yeah, hard to believe they would do this to Don Jr.'s white coke dealer.
It’s technically not double jeopardy to try to indict again, but it sure feels like it should be.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It’s technically not double jeopardy to try to indict again, but it sure feels like it should be.
Guessing they will try again and again for a GJ they like. I know double jeopardy doesn't apply to grand juries, but... it seems like it should, in spirit of the 5th Amendment
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Guessing they will try again and again for a GJ they like. I know double jeopardy doesn't apply to grand juries, but... it seems like it should, in spirit of the 5th Amendment
irony died on the down escalator.
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
irony died on the down escalator.
just in time for the 12th of never, and that's a long long time
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
just in time for the 12th of never, and that's a long long time
I asked before the election that with a toady SCOTUS and a feckless Senate, what would stop the convict from looting billions if not trillions from the Treasury?
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I asked before the election that with a toady SCOTUS and a feckless Senate, what would stop the convict from looting billions if not trillions from the Treasury?
the sad result of want ads headlined HELP WANTED: GOONS
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
the sad result of want ads headlined HELP WANTED: GOONS
Peace? No. Piece of...? Yes
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Peace? No. Piece of...? Yes
"The FBI announced the arrest of Mr. Patsy McSomalian for planting pipe bombs on January 6".
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"The FBI announced the arrest of Mr. Patsy McSomalian for planting pipe bombs on January 6".
Assume he borrows her clothes too
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Assume he borrows her clothes too
it is called bumsetting
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
it is called bumsetting
Forget MRI, do a CT scan of his head in order to calibrate the machine.
They call it an air scan.
They call it an air scan.
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Forget MRI, do a CT scan of his head in order to calibrate the machine.
They call it an air scan.
They call it an air scan.
Evergreen Christmas trees play a starring role in the bible, which is set largely in a desert.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Evergreen Christmas trees play a starring role in the bible, which is set largely in a desert.
At that age, they get bored if no one brings them golden gifts or hands them an orb
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
At that age, they get bored if no one brings them golden gifts or hands them an orb
“SS” seems a bit on-the-nose, however.
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“SS” seems a bit on-the-nose, however.