KetMam
@orange-fizzydrink.bsky.social
My name is Ketamine Marmalade. Forest of the dead is a cinematic masterpiece and I’m just here to sex it up a little.
(They/ them. Respect my pronouns or gtfo)
(They/ them. Respect my pronouns or gtfo)
Sometimes you’re with your friends at the goth club and sometimes they go to the toilet and you’re all alone
February 15, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Sometimes you’re with your friends at the goth club and sometimes they go to the toilet and you’re all alone
Every time I see a bus and think fuck yes finally it’s my bus. And it’s never my bus
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Every time I see a bus and think fuck yes finally it’s my bus. And it’s never my bus
You could be having such a nice day and then the man you dated for two months will text you. Like you broke up with me sHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
You could be having such a nice day and then the man you dated for two months will text you. Like you broke up with me sHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP
That drive to the event could have been an email tbh
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 AM
That drive to the event could have been an email tbh
How the fuck do love bombers have the energy to text that enthusiastically for so long? Go harass someone else let me nap
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 AM
How the fuck do love bombers have the energy to text that enthusiastically for so long? Go harass someone else let me nap
Wym I’m doing everything correctly and I’m depressed again. This shit is meant to cure you not make you worse
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Wym I’m doing everything correctly and I’m depressed again. This shit is meant to cure you not make you worse
Rest in peace Santes Dwynwen. You would have hated the way I just got dumped
January 28, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Rest in peace Santes Dwynwen. You would have hated the way I just got dumped
Being overstimulated is like being able to feel the roots of my teeth scratching against the bone and my organs shifting around in my body.
January 24, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Being overstimulated is like being able to feel the roots of my teeth scratching against the bone and my organs shifting around in my body.
Turns out every job is like this 💖
Casual employment is a toxic situationship
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Turns out every job is like this 💖
The fuckn hangxiety starts now I guess
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The fuckn hangxiety starts now I guess
Behind every burnt out autistic person, there’s a cat rotting with them
January 8, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Behind every burnt out autistic person, there’s a cat rotting with them
“You just want everything to be easy!” I have 3 different disabilities, god forbid I want to enjoy my job
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 AM
“You just want everything to be easy!” I have 3 different disabilities, god forbid I want to enjoy my job
Autismed a little too hard this Christmas (had a meltdown in the airport)
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Autismed a little too hard this Christmas (had a meltdown in the airport)
@gruwidge.bsky.social has been real quiet since Macklemore dropped Same Love in 2012
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@gruwidge.bsky.social has been real quiet since Macklemore dropped Same Love in 2012
Long distance relationship w/ my friend not because we live far away from each other but because we forget the other exists for extended periods
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Long distance relationship w/ my friend not because we live far away from each other but because we forget the other exists for extended periods
Felt cute might get quietly fired from my job and crash out and set myself on fire in front of my managers later or whatever
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Felt cute might get quietly fired from my job and crash out and set myself on fire in front of my managers later or whatever
Casual employment is a toxic situationship
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Casual employment is a toxic situationship
“Ravioli, ravioli, ravioli” we all chant around an unmarked tin of red kidney beans. We are all about to be very disappointed
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
“Ravioli, ravioli, ravioli” we all chant around an unmarked tin of red kidney beans. We are all about to be very disappointed
Half of the appeal of drinking is having a nice glass to drink out of
October 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Half of the appeal of drinking is having a nice glass to drink out of
“We think you used AI to write your cover letter” I was crying at the kitchen table with my father yelling it’s not that hard! Don’t disrespect me like that.
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“We think you used AI to write your cover letter” I was crying at the kitchen table with my father yelling it’s not that hard! Don’t disrespect me like that.
I have awtism cos I’m cute as fuck
October 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have awtism cos I’m cute as fuck
I need to be constantly busy because god forbid I ever experience a thought
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I need to be constantly busy because god forbid I ever experience a thought
I should so pregame a 24hr flight with a laxative
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I should so pregame a 24hr flight with a laxative
PMC sufferer (pre menstrual constipation)
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
PMC sufferer (pre menstrual constipation)
What if we fucked on the tomb of Karl Marx at Highgate Cemetery. That would be pretty cool right? Jk…
Unless?
Unless?
September 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What if we fucked on the tomb of Karl Marx at Highgate Cemetery. That would be pretty cool right? Jk…
Unless?
Unless?