That would take 20 minutes tops after the national lottery (use and equipment too). And would have more charisma.

It feels like a primary school play rehearsal in front of an audience of prisoners.

Cancelling trains that are already running in order to make the timetable neater somewhat boils my piss.

Eek. I hope it comes to light quickly. I suppose at least it's not making sounds during the night.

We had something similar which turned out to be an old carbon monoxide tester whose battery had run out and was hiding behind a ledge on top of a kitchen cupboard so was invisible.

Such a small set of weird songs repeated TO DEATH. Totally respect your principles too though. 😀

Cutesy automatic icons on Outook calendar can politely go away.