huge thank you to the squirrels for saving some tomatoes for me #gardening

if you never hear from me again it’s because this magical moment at the renaissance festival set to pink pony club ended me 🧚🏻

loser printer didn’t stop me from reading my recipes. two photos of varying quality to showcase my art pieces.

Some highlights from January. Cookie pick up with one of my cute Girlscouts - she also took this photo of me at the Columbia. Garden walking with Jake. Baby meeting Samwise the puppy. Trying to focus on the good things.

Celebrating Imbolc with a true sign of Florida’s gentle seasonal shift: strawberries!! 🍓 Support local farms and workers! Love on your community! Give your neighbor a jar of jam! Fruit as resistance!

official jolly rancher ranking:
1 - green apple
2 - watermelon
3 - blue raspberry
4 - cherry
5 - grape
*brand new bag only had a single grape candy shown here from the taste test. (proves my point)
**stay tuned for more serious rankings
***drop your list

breaking news! breaking news! breAKING NEWS. ENOUGH I AM BEGGING YOU. i have used all my crash out tokens for the first quarter and it’s not even Feb 1.

january inspo #littleedie

climbing cringe mountain and starting over 🪴 looked forever for a photo to use on this post and came up with nothing. happy to be here! #tiktokban