Orange Isopod
@orangeisopod.bsky.social
Watching government lies leak into your empty eyes from the tv, and winner’s history
My dog would do better
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My dog would do better
Kirk was an influencer who made a living pushing his views
And was proudly a misogynistic bigot
Reiner made unbiased movies that most people look back on fondly and was occasionally a bit outspoken
Reiner didn’t do anything to warrant a death celebration from anyone
And was proudly a misogynistic bigot
Reiner made unbiased movies that most people look back on fondly and was occasionally a bit outspoken
Reiner didn’t do anything to warrant a death celebration from anyone
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Kirk was an influencer who made a living pushing his views
And was proudly a misogynistic bigot
Reiner made unbiased movies that most people look back on fondly and was occasionally a bit outspoken
Reiner didn’t do anything to warrant a death celebration from anyone
And was proudly a misogynistic bigot
Reiner made unbiased movies that most people look back on fondly and was occasionally a bit outspoken
Reiner didn’t do anything to warrant a death celebration from anyone
No you don’t need to say near, but that word is an adjective to what happened (it missed) telling you that it was a close call
If you take out the adjective it still is a miss
Near hit doesn’t make sense bc obviously it is near if it hit, it is redundant.
If you take out the adjective it still is a miss
Near hit doesn’t make sense bc obviously it is near if it hit, it is redundant.
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
No you don’t need to say near, but that word is an adjective to what happened (it missed) telling you that it was a close call
If you take out the adjective it still is a miss
Near hit doesn’t make sense bc obviously it is near if it hit, it is redundant.
If you take out the adjective it still is a miss
Near hit doesn’t make sense bc obviously it is near if it hit, it is redundant.
I’m not an English teacher or buff so my apologizes for not knowing the proper terms to describe it better
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m not an English teacher or buff so my apologizes for not knowing the proper terms to describe it better
Bc it Was a miss, but the planes were near
As opposed to a miss where they aren’t near
The word “miss” describes the outcome and the word “near” describes how
A “near hit” wouldn’t make sense bc a hit is a hit and you’re saying it hit.
You can say “it nearly hit”
As opposed to a miss where they aren’t near
The word “miss” describes the outcome and the word “near” describes how
A “near hit” wouldn’t make sense bc a hit is a hit and you’re saying it hit.
You can say “it nearly hit”
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Bc it Was a miss, but the planes were near
As opposed to a miss where they aren’t near
The word “miss” describes the outcome and the word “near” describes how
A “near hit” wouldn’t make sense bc a hit is a hit and you’re saying it hit.
You can say “it nearly hit”
As opposed to a miss where they aren’t near
The word “miss” describes the outcome and the word “near” describes how
A “near hit” wouldn’t make sense bc a hit is a hit and you’re saying it hit.
You can say “it nearly hit”
Anyone remember Hortman? Trump doesn’t
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Anyone remember Hortman? Trump doesn’t
It will be surpassed
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It will be surpassed
There were particularly important security updates per what I read in Forbes yesterday
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
There were particularly important security updates per what I read in Forbes yesterday
A really easy way to set a narrative would be to release the files
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A really easy way to set a narrative would be to release the files
There was a rich dude that wanted to prove this was true, that he could easily become rich again
He ended up failing and cancelling the project bc he developed health issues
Mike Black
He ended up failing and cancelling the project bc he developed health issues
Mike Black
December 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
There was a rich dude that wanted to prove this was true, that he could easily become rich again
He ended up failing and cancelling the project bc he developed health issues
Mike Black
He ended up failing and cancelling the project bc he developed health issues
Mike Black
I saw a meme that said
What makes Michael Caine so amazing when working with muppets is that he treats the muppets like people
And what makes Tim Curry so amazing when working with muppets is that he acts like a muppet
What makes Michael Caine so amazing when working with muppets is that he treats the muppets like people
And what makes Tim Curry so amazing when working with muppets is that he acts like a muppet
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I saw a meme that said
What makes Michael Caine so amazing when working with muppets is that he treats the muppets like people
And what makes Tim Curry so amazing when working with muppets is that he acts like a muppet
What makes Michael Caine so amazing when working with muppets is that he treats the muppets like people
And what makes Tim Curry so amazing when working with muppets is that he acts like a muppet
Yesterday I saw 30 or so people at the bar dressed as Santa Claus and none of them were discriminated against
Weird, it’s almost like the war on Christmas is just Christians being mad they have to see that other religions exist
Weird, it’s almost like the war on Christmas is just Christians being mad they have to see that other religions exist
December 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yesterday I saw 30 or so people at the bar dressed as Santa Claus and none of them were discriminated against
Weird, it’s almost like the war on Christmas is just Christians being mad they have to see that other religions exist
Weird, it’s almost like the war on Christmas is just Christians being mad they have to see that other religions exist
Did Fox actually put that on tv? That seems very not Fox like
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Did Fox actually put that on tv? That seems very not Fox like
She’d be so mad if I talked to an AI version of her
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
She’d be so mad if I talked to an AI version of her
I had to brag bc like she’s 80 lbs of skin and bones and spite
With an incredible memory and no dementia
She is fantastic
But she hates phone calls more than me
With an incredible memory and no dementia
She is fantastic
But she hates phone calls more than me
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I had to brag bc like she’s 80 lbs of skin and bones and spite
With an incredible memory and no dementia
She is fantastic
But she hates phone calls more than me
With an incredible memory and no dementia
She is fantastic
But she hates phone calls more than me
My 101 yr old grandma talks shit about things I did in 1990
tells me she has to get off the phone to “not waste my minutes”
If capable she’d destroy her health insurance company
Around 2016 she broke her hand slapping her taxi driver bc he praised Hitler
She doesn’t like me but she’s cool af
tells me she has to get off the phone to “not waste my minutes”
If capable she’d destroy her health insurance company
Around 2016 she broke her hand slapping her taxi driver bc he praised Hitler
She doesn’t like me but she’s cool af
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My 101 yr old grandma talks shit about things I did in 1990
tells me she has to get off the phone to “not waste my minutes”
If capable she’d destroy her health insurance company
Around 2016 she broke her hand slapping her taxi driver bc he praised Hitler
She doesn’t like me but she’s cool af
tells me she has to get off the phone to “not waste my minutes”
If capable she’d destroy her health insurance company
Around 2016 she broke her hand slapping her taxi driver bc he praised Hitler
She doesn’t like me but she’s cool af
You shouldn’t waste the meat
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
You shouldn’t waste the meat
I had a cat with a note in her file that no one could hold her except me bc the moment someone else took her she’d go insane
So I had to go in the back and help with X-rays, when she had a dental up until she was sedated, etc
So I had to go in the back and help with X-rays, when she had a dental up until she was sedated, etc
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I had a cat with a note in her file that no one could hold her except me bc the moment someone else took her she’d go insane
So I had to go in the back and help with X-rays, when she had a dental up until she was sedated, etc
So I had to go in the back and help with X-rays, when she had a dental up until she was sedated, etc
It’s different. Like yes libraries are awesome but going and getting candy and popcorn and seeing what’s a new release and what everyone has rented out… is just a core memory
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s different. Like yes libraries are awesome but going and getting candy and popcorn and seeing what’s a new release and what everyone has rented out… is just a core memory
Further proof the people who still like Elon are dumb
It does sound fun to smash it tho for sure lol
It does sound fun to smash it tho for sure lol
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Further proof the people who still like Elon are dumb
It does sound fun to smash it tho for sure lol
It does sound fun to smash it tho for sure lol
Of course it isn’t doing well in aquariums. It says right in the description that it is plaster 🤦🏻♀️
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Of course it isn’t doing well in aquariums. It says right in the description that it is plaster 🤦🏻♀️
I go out for errands sometimes in pajamas… but my pajamas are sweatpants and a T-shirt.
And I am not a gov’t official.
What on earth…..?
Also, even the dog looks sick of her shit
And I am not a gov’t official.
What on earth…..?
Also, even the dog looks sick of her shit
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I go out for errands sometimes in pajamas… but my pajamas are sweatpants and a T-shirt.
And I am not a gov’t official.
What on earth…..?
Also, even the dog looks sick of her shit
And I am not a gov’t official.
What on earth…..?
Also, even the dog looks sick of her shit
Mitch hedburg joke:
I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent, that’s a bad place for an argument. I had to walk out and slam the flap
Or another version: what are you supposed to do in that situation? Zipper it up really quick?
::Zip:: fuck you
I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent, that’s a bad place for an argument. I had to walk out and slam the flap
Or another version: what are you supposed to do in that situation? Zipper it up really quick?
::Zip:: fuck you
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mitch hedburg joke:
I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent, that’s a bad place for an argument. I had to walk out and slam the flap
Or another version: what are you supposed to do in that situation? Zipper it up really quick?
::Zip:: fuck you
I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent, that’s a bad place for an argument. I had to walk out and slam the flap
Or another version: what are you supposed to do in that situation? Zipper it up really quick?
::Zip:: fuck you