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My new bit is adding “papa” to the ends of my phrases. “Give me that good good serotonin papa”
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My new bit is adding “papa” to the ends of my phrases. “Give me that good good serotonin papa”
Latest sleep walking shenanigans was opening ALL the supplements in my bedside table, spilling some out and onto the floor, eating some of them(?), fumbling with which lid goes back onto which bottle, and placing 1 (one) Advil tablet on top of my phone for later.
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Latest sleep walking shenanigans was opening ALL the supplements in my bedside table, spilling some out and onto the floor, eating some of them(?), fumbling with which lid goes back onto which bottle, and placing 1 (one) Advil tablet on top of my phone for later.
Spouse and I joined a YA book club and meethinks I’m not really digging the firehose info dump and “heavily-nicknamed and complicated factions of society” styles of writing that come with the genre…
Luckily, I think everyone else in the book club agrees LMAO why are we here
Luckily, I think everyone else in the book club agrees LMAO why are we here
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Spouse and I joined a YA book club and meethinks I’m not really digging the firehose info dump and “heavily-nicknamed and complicated factions of society” styles of writing that come with the genre…
Luckily, I think everyone else in the book club agrees LMAO why are we here
Luckily, I think everyone else in the book club agrees LMAO why are we here
Is it setting myself up at a disadvantage to NOT be on anti depressants/anxiety meds (and maybe caffeine) during graduate school…
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Is it setting myself up at a disadvantage to NOT be on anti depressants/anxiety meds (and maybe caffeine) during graduate school…
My sweet sweet amazing pretty level headed grandfather: I just wish people could agree to disagree and just get along
Me: well typically people are upset over their rights getting taken away
Him: oh, yeah, that makes sense
Me: well typically people are upset over their rights getting taken away
Him: oh, yeah, that makes sense
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My sweet sweet amazing pretty level headed grandfather: I just wish people could agree to disagree and just get along
Me: well typically people are upset over their rights getting taken away
Him: oh, yeah, that makes sense
Me: well typically people are upset over their rights getting taken away
Him: oh, yeah, that makes sense
Asked my spouse to look up my latest medical OCD anxiety so that I don’t google it myself and get worked up and they came back in the room and said “I found a Reddit post about someone talking about a similar situation, and the comments said…please kindly look into getting a medical OCD diagnosis”
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Asked my spouse to look up my latest medical OCD anxiety so that I don’t google it myself and get worked up and they came back in the room and said “I found a Reddit post about someone talking about a similar situation, and the comments said…please kindly look into getting a medical OCD diagnosis”
Forgot auburn was a hair color
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Forgot auburn was a hair color
They need to make a thin version of the Apple Watch
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They need to make a thin version of the Apple Watch
The pipeline of girls who were bullies in high school to nurses has to be because they still get to be a bully right? You’re telling me that they couldn’t be nice to people for free, but are willing to be nice for shit pay? Nahhh…I don’t buy it.
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The pipeline of girls who were bullies in high school to nurses has to be because they still get to be a bully right? You’re telling me that they couldn’t be nice to people for free, but are willing to be nice for shit pay? Nahhh…I don’t buy it.
My mom keeps talking about picking her grandma name (not how it works, plus we’re not having kids any time soon) so I’m going to coach the eventual kids to call her “MeMoo” just to humble her a bit. For context, she wants to be “Grand” or British “mama”
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My mom keeps talking about picking her grandma name (not how it works, plus we’re not having kids any time soon) so I’m going to coach the eventual kids to call her “MeMoo” just to humble her a bit. For context, she wants to be “Grand” or British “mama”
Told my mom about how I checked my 10 year old cousin last year being misogynistic at Thanksgiving and how he really shaped up and acted kinder and my mom just went “well he probably won’t remember that this year” why are we pre-accepting that the behavior will persist? Let’s NOT let it persist???
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Told my mom about how I checked my 10 year old cousin last year being misogynistic at Thanksgiving and how he really shaped up and acted kinder and my mom just went “well he probably won’t remember that this year” why are we pre-accepting that the behavior will persist? Let’s NOT let it persist???
Kept trying to think up valid reasons to master-out of my program. My spouse getting chronically sick, a death in the family, my parents need me back home, etc. And I neglected the “easiest” one: just getting pregnant lmao
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Kept trying to think up valid reasons to master-out of my program. My spouse getting chronically sick, a death in the family, my parents need me back home, etc. And I neglected the “easiest” one: just getting pregnant lmao
Markiplier and I share a wedding anniversary 🥺
October 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Markiplier and I share a wedding anniversary 🥺
Do I even like sushi or do I just like spicy mayo and wasabi
September 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Do I even like sushi or do I just like spicy mayo and wasabi
I literally cannot stress how much I’m going to be the prettiest girl at the party (my wedding)
August 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I literally cannot stress how much I’m going to be the prettiest girl at the party (my wedding)
Need me a fridge stable aioli
(Do NOT tell me to buy mayo)
(Do NOT tell me to buy mayo)
August 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Need me a fridge stable aioli
(Do NOT tell me to buy mayo)
(Do NOT tell me to buy mayo)
Sometimes I go a long time without a “wow that was an autistic thing to do” moment but just the other day I squawked at the private dance lady because she was leading me in an unexpected way and when things happen UNEXPECTEDLY I START SQUAWKING
July 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sometimes I go a long time without a “wow that was an autistic thing to do” moment but just the other day I squawked at the private dance lady because she was leading me in an unexpected way and when things happen UNEXPECTEDLY I START SQUAWKING
Random stranger just did critical psychic damage by telling me that I was his number one vote for winning the research poster session and that I was insanely impressive and talented, only to go up to my lab mate after she won (deserved) to say the EXACT SAME THING TO HER.
July 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Random stranger just did critical psychic damage by telling me that I was his number one vote for winning the research poster session and that I was insanely impressive and talented, only to go up to my lab mate after she won (deserved) to say the EXACT SAME THING TO HER.
Asking my spouse to turn the ac down every night just like my mom always asks my dad to heat up her heat pack…man we are loved in the small moments
June 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Asking my spouse to turn the ac down every night just like my mom always asks my dad to heat up her heat pack…man we are loved in the small moments
It wouldn’t take much to convince me that at least half of the Black Eyed Peas died in some sort of Final Destination bloodbath in the early 2010s but no one thinks to mention it because of how irrelevant they are
June 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It wouldn’t take much to convince me that at least half of the Black Eyed Peas died in some sort of Final Destination bloodbath in the early 2010s but no one thinks to mention it because of how irrelevant they are
Hey siri what do you do when your PI makes you cry in your car after lab but you still have to see him the next day and pretend like he didn’t
June 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hey siri what do you do when your PI makes you cry in your car after lab but you still have to see him the next day and pretend like he didn’t
I can’t believe the Brits are right about the pronunciation of aluminium
June 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I can’t believe the Brits are right about the pronunciation of aluminium
Sometimes I’m like “maybe I’m not autistic” and then I have a full sensory meltdown over my teeth touching a wooden spoon
June 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Sometimes I’m like “maybe I’m not autistic” and then I have a full sensory meltdown over my teeth touching a wooden spoon
Trying to convince spouse to justify buying wasabi root…
June 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Trying to convince spouse to justify buying wasabi root…
The brain worm can’t kill me if I keep it contained within the under brow pimple that’s causing me a headache BUT IF I PICK AT IT I’LL RELEASE THE BRAIN WORM AND THE HEADACHE I ALREADY HAVE WILL BE THE BRAIN WORM DEATH HEADACHE SO DONT PICK AT IT
June 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The brain worm can’t kill me if I keep it contained within the under brow pimple that’s causing me a headache BUT IF I PICK AT IT I’LL RELEASE THE BRAIN WORM AND THE HEADACHE I ALREADY HAVE WILL BE THE BRAIN WORM DEATH HEADACHE SO DONT PICK AT IT