Monky
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The worst is always "I think I know who it is..."
Ego-based 'Elephant's Foot Leak' level event inbound.
Ego-based 'Elephant's Foot Leak' level event inbound.
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The worst is always "I think I know who it is..."
Ego-based 'Elephant's Foot Leak' level event inbound.
Ego-based 'Elephant's Foot Leak' level event inbound.
It has long been known that Crypto has enabled a funding flood for criminal operations, which inherently includes things like global pedophile rings run by the wealthy. SINCE ITS INCEPTION. Ignorance of this is intentional, for their convenience at the expense of victims. That is the final word.
February 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
It has long been known that Crypto has enabled a funding flood for criminal operations, which inherently includes things like global pedophile rings run by the wealthy. SINCE ITS INCEPTION. Ignorance of this is intentional, for their convenience at the expense of victims. That is the final word.
They've updated it a few times it seems, now it's lying through statistical manipulation to give cover for the people that must carry water for them.
February 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
They've updated it a few times it seems, now it's lying through statistical manipulation to give cover for the people that must carry water for them.
Like taking 450 dollars from an adult with an understanding of the world of a baby.
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Like taking 450 dollars from an adult with an understanding of the world of a baby.
They're saying loud and clear that they don't have an actual product that stands on its own merits, the *well respected people* who *did the work to earn that respect* are being targeted for their *well respected opinions*.
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
They're saying loud and clear that they don't have an actual product that stands on its own merits, the *well respected people* who *did the work to earn that respect* are being targeted for their *well respected opinions*.
She has her warm-fort and she will not yield it!
January 22, 2026 at 3:52 PM
She has her warm-fort and she will not yield it!
New national mascot just dropped right in time to retire uncle sam.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
New national mascot just dropped right in time to retire uncle sam.
And her name is buttons because she had a (fairly common, temporary, and inconsequential) hernia at birth that left a belly bump for a little while
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
And her name is buttons because she had a (fairly common, temporary, and inconsequential) hernia at birth that left a belly bump for a little while
the MFs tryin' tell me I can't handle gay space luxury communism
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the MFs tryin' tell me I can't handle gay space luxury communism
It's 1998, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
It's 2025, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
It's 2025, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's 1998, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
It's 2025, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
It's 2025, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Blue Sky having a Saturday
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Blue Sky having a Saturday
Also Thein is the best opener, deal with it
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Also Thein is the best opener, deal with it
It feels like this looks
October 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It feels like this looks
If anyone ever tells you that regulations are hurting capitalism, remember that capitalism is in the business of hurting you, for money.
September 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If anyone ever tells you that regulations are hurting capitalism, remember that capitalism is in the business of hurting you, for money.
Let it never be said that I am not a memer.
September 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Let it never be said that I am not a memer.
More relatable every day
August 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
More relatable every day
I've ascended past the highest peak, mortals
August 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I've ascended past the highest peak, mortals
Sure, but what are you gonna do about it, huh?
June 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sure, but what are you gonna do about it, huh?
When you pause Brennan Lee Mulligan mid-exposition, he lets you know how he feels about it.
June 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
When you pause Brennan Lee Mulligan mid-exposition, he lets you know how he feels about it.