Haha bby i expect you to end me if I ever help someone cheat lmao /not joking, run me over xoxo

please, how else will I artificially inflate my ego and simultaneously find a way to vilify myself in tangible ways?
Fr tho, no, I would never, thats digusting behaviour. Just trying to be funny online 🫠
The spouse knows, and I am just meeting them to feel out the vibe!

Good choices only

5pm давай

Thats such a sweet comment, ty 💕

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CONGRATULATIONS ON FINISHING!!!

Thank you beloved cousin that means the world

"The new Prime is an enigma to most of the population, as nobody has ever even considered the possibility of an empurata being the chosen of Primus. After Starscream is offered a job working for him, he finds himself being dragged into something much bigger than he expected."

Okay, no, just got the "im in love with you after one date" call. I cant do this again lol

Oh yeah, shes great and dreamy, and we're gonna meet again on the weekend - but I'm just legit not ready for another relationship I'm realizing, so that's the part where I need to be responsible and kill this before anything more happens 👉👉

She wanted to take me home so badly and was ready to communicate openly and consider a relationship, so naturally I bailed ✨

Ooooh I am fucking this up in such novel and exciting ways, mmmmm

I love how all my friends are going crazy barking lolol
Step aside kids, watch me fumble this for all of us 😎✨