God I miss when this was something you might see on The Onion...

It was even better in person!

On a positive note, gender affirming pronouns, I guess?

Our efforts have impact. Almost 40% YTD loss. They have almost entirely wiped out the last 6 months of record growth. Keep it up!!!

What's it like not having Duolingo guilt trip you every 3 days?

Man, that Kathy Griffin picture was ahead of its time...

You know what prevents measles pretty well? Vaccines... Vaccines do that...

Yeah people should be checking in with their unions and stewards. No one should assume they need to respond.

Tis the season for nepotism hires I guess..

Man, and that's an expensive act of vandalism in this age

The FWD hatchback like "I'm just gonna go then"

To be fair, it does take a while to create elaborate forgeries

The word of the day is "Stochastic Terrorism" kids...

At this point I just associate his administrations with contagion

What really kills me - there is a cost to changing terminology. Cost to rewrite textbooks, retrain staff... That is an expense that will hit both the public and private sector needlessly.

I miss when I enjoyed updates about national transportation...

Fear not - we can just wait for the docu-series